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 Date: 22 Mar 1997
 From: Orlove Serg 
 http://www.marine.su/win/vlad/opcep/orlov.html

                -   Windows  ?
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   Linux  boot-!!!

(C)OpCep.   programmer-

    How does an UNIX Guru do Sex ?

grep; which; date; eval; nice; size; uname; talk; look; wait; snoop; gunzip; strip; touch; finger; expand ; mount; fsck; more; yes; umount; unexpand; shutdown || sleep

© (comte@complife.net) Subject: 1 , 2 , . 2 , , . 3 : , . 4 : , , , -. 5 : , , , -, , , . 6 , , , : , . 7 H , : , , , . , , . , : , Windows , . 8 : , , . , , , ; . , . 9 . : : ? : , Windows , . : , ! , Windows, , . , , , ; , , . 0A , : ? : , . : ? ? : , , , , . : ? : . 0B : , , , : , . 0C : , , , . 0D : , , ; ; ; . 0E , . 0F General protection fault (C) YuN, 1998

    He's a real UNIX Man

Origin: http://www.poppyfields.net/filks/u/u004.html He's a real UNIX Man Sitting in his UNIX LAN Making all his UNIX .plans For nobody Knows the blocksize from 'du' Cares not where /dev/null goes to Isn't he a bit like you And me?

    See also

An Ode to UNIX http://www.mafia.ru/lib/hack/UNIXpoem.htm

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