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        © Copyright Mark YUr'evich SHklover
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        Date: 19 Mar 2002
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Aprel'. Allei anemonov
Aleyut alym aromatom,
Akseleraty apriorno
Assimetrichno akkuratny.

Absurdno alchet akademik
Alkaya ad adrenalina
Ansambl' azhurnyh akvarelej -
Apofeoz akvamarina.

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Bog burknul: Byt' bede,
Branilsya: Bydlo budu,
Bog bol'no bil blyadej,
Besstyzhih bestij bluda.

Bog bicheval bichej,
Bomzhej bombil berlogu,
Bylyh bogov bojchej
Bog brezgoval byt' bogom.

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Vertko v'yuga vihri vertit,
V'yutsya volosy v'yunom,
Voya, volhv vrashchaet vertel -
Vorozhby vereteno.

Vtoropyah vzmetaet vetrom
Volny vverh vperegonki,
Voron'e vmerzaet v vetvi
Volhva voplyam vopreki.

Volhv, vdyhaya vozduh vatnyj,
Vazhno vglub' vperyaet vzglyad.
Vyshlo, - vdrug voskliknet vnyatno,-
Vremya vyvernulos' vzad.

Vyalo vyazkij vosk vtekaet
V vinogradnoe vino,
Volhv-vedun, vzbodryas', vrashchaet
Vorozhby vereteno.

Vstrepenutsya volhva veki,
Vesel veshchij vestovoj,
Vertko v'yuga vihri vertit,
Vertitsya vereteno.


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Gorshe gari getto gravij,

Gibche gliny gen galuta,
Goremyka gordo gladit
Gimn geshefta - groshik gnutyj.

Gnevno giknet garnyj getman:
Greh Golgofy - grob Gospodnij!
Gulko glushit golos getto:
Groshik gnutyj - gerb golodnyh.


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Dvojnaya doza dzhina
Dlya dobryaka Dzhima
Dazhe dorozhe dzena.
Dajte Dzhimu dzhema
Da dramu Dyuma,
Dobav'te dol'ku der'ma
Dlinnoyu dva dyujma,
Dajte dolgovyazomu durnyu
Dobrat'sya do dna
Daby dostignut' Dao,
Dostav'te Dzhimu damu
Dlya dobrogo dela.
Dala Dzhimu dulyu deva,
Dryan'! Deshevka! Dinamo! -
Dumaet Dzhim, dostavaya den'gi,-
Dzhim dejstvitel'no dendi.

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Eknet emko
Eger' ebkij,
Ego edkaya elda,
Evy estestva eda -
Erunda edrennej eli
Emkost' egozistoj Eve
Eroshit edva-edva,
Ele-ele-ele-ele.

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ZHazhda zhizni zhalit zhelch'yu
ZHalo zhguche zhily zhzhet,
ZHnec zhelanij - zhirnyj zhemchug
ZHadnyh zhenshchin zhelch'yu zhelt.

ZHizn' zhemanno zhmurit zherlo
ZHertva zhadno zhazhdet zhit',
ZHahnet zhrec zheleznym zhezlom,
ZHutko zheltyj zhuk zhuzhzhit.

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Zvezdnyj znak -
zanaveski zavesheny,
Za zaborami zyabnet zima,
Zvonom zvezd zmeevidno zaverchenyj,
Zaskuchav, zodiak zadremal.

Zavod' zvezd
zazyvaet zalivchato,
Zvonom zven'ev zazhzhennyh zovya,
Zven'ya zvezd, zavitkami zavinchenyh,
Zvukovym zvezdopadom zvenyat.

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Intrig iskusnyh iudej,
Izbrannik i izgoj iskonnyj -
Iskariot - ishod iskomyj
Inscenirovok i idej.

Izyashchnost' istin illyuzorna
Ibo izvesten ih istok:
Iudinnoj igry itog -
Izgotovlenie ikony.

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Joga jod,
Joda jota,-
Jogu jogurt! -
Joknul jog.

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Kukushka kriknula: ku-ku,
Kometoyu kareta katit,
Krutya koryavuyu klyuku,
Kradetsya knyaz', kryahtya, k krovati.

Krivlyalsya knyazhij konkurent,
Kukushkinym kukuya krikom,
Knyagine klanyalsya kornet,
Kon' korennoj kopytom klikal.

Konyushnya, klen, karniz, krovat' -
Korset, kak kokon, komom kinuv,
Kukushkoj konchit kukovat'
Krovavogubaya knyaginya.

Kipya konfliktom, kucyj knyaz',
Kak korshun kinulsya k kovarnoj,
Kartavo klyatvoyu klyanyas',
Knyagine karoyu krovavoj.

Krusha kogtyami kruzheva,
Knyaz' krovozhadno kryaknul: Kvity!
Kolec korallovyh kajma
Kusaet krasnyj klejkij klitor.

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Ladonej linii lyubvi
Lakali livni.
Laskayas' list'yami, legli
Liany lilij.

Leleet lanolin lanit
Libido leta.
Lavinoj laskovoj letit
Lyubovnyj lepet.

L'nyanyh lugov lebyazhij l£t -
Lyubvi lovil'nya.
Likuya liho, liven' l'et
Lyubveobil'no.

Listayu lepestki legend
Ladon'yu levoj.
Lyubov' letela lentoj let,
Lyubov' letela.*

* Na motiv "Zimnej nochi" Pasternaka.

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Mirolyubivyj mavr muarovyj
Mirazh misticheskij monaha,
Maraet mantry memuarami,
Mirya molitvami monarhov.

Magicheskoj monadoj mareva
Mchas' miriadom marshej mimo,
Magistr manevra mavr muarovyj
Meredian menyaet mira.

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Natyagivaya noem niti
Na nemoch' nochi, nemec nishchij
Neshchadno nachitalsya Nicshe -
Naplyv nait'ya.

Nravouchaya notoj nudnoj,
Neartistichno, no napevno
Nanizyval nutro na nervy,

Navzryd nautro.

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Ot odinochestva ochi otkroyut
Osolovelye okna,
Ochen', otshlepav osinu ol'hoyu,
Osen' obsypalas' ohroj.

Otblesk oval'nyj ot okon otbrosiv
Osteklenevshih opalom,
Ohnuv, oranzhevoj ohroyu osen'
Okolo okon opala.

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Pulemet prorezal prosveta prosin',
Promezhnost' predgor'ya prostrig propeller
Puskaj protivnik poshchady prosit,
Predsmertnuyu pesnyu pulya propela.

Proshchat'sya, parni, plohaya primeta
Prelyudiyu p'yanke proryv prorochit
Pered poboishchem pis'ma predkam
Pishite, poka pozvolyaet pocherk.


Pyl' podnimaya, polem protopala,
Pylaya pravednym pylom, pehota
Progorklogo pota potokami
Plyvem, pozhinaya plody Potopa.

Pustynya, purpurnym peklom pestreya,
Pyhtya preispodnej, peplom plevala.
Poristyj pul's peschinok prostrelen
Posmertno. Pora podoshla privala.

Podozhdav poka prokashlyalsya polden',
Presnoyu pajkoyu poobedali -
Pervyj polevoj paradoks projden:
Peredyshka priblizhaet pobedu.


Perekur protivotankovym prervan,
Pokrylo pehotu peska plastami.
Prizyvnik, pohoronennyj pervym,
Pavshim posle parnyam plecho podstavil.

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Raspahnula Rus' rukava razluki,
Razlilas' rekoj, rubezhi razmyv,
Razoshlis' rubcy, rascepilis' ruki,
Rassmeyalsya rot, razomknuv razryv.

Rasstavan'ya razh razognav rezvee,
Rysakami rozh', rassekaya, rvus'.
Rassedlav razbeg, ritual razveyav,
Razlyubila, rzha, renegata Rus'.

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Sumrak. Sneg skripit snaruzhi,
Skosobochas' spit starik,
Stekla skorbno stonut stuzhej,
Stol sosnovyj, skripnuv, stih.

Stavni shlopnulis' so stukom,

Smotrit so steny svyatoj,
S sunduchka spolzla staruha,
Sdvinuv sohlyj stul spinoj.

So stola svisaet skatert',
Svechka sal'naya smolit,
Smert' so smehom serdce shvatit,
Skuly stisnuvshi svoi.

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Troe trollej tajno trusya,
Tomno tanec tlena tkali.
Trepetno tancuya, trutsya
Tesno taliyami tvari.

Tryapka truta tusklo tlela,
Temnotoj taranya terem,
Tshchetno tratya tryasku tela,
Tayut trupov trollej teni.

Tvari, tiho teshas', terpyat
Trizny traurnye treli,
Tol'ko tyagi terpkij trepet
Tronet transom tremor trenij.

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U ust'ya Urala udil
Ushcherbnogo uznik uma,
Udoyu uvadiv undin,
Urchan'e utroby unyal.

Uretry uvechit' ustav,
Usopshim undinam upyr'
Ulybkoj ukrasil usta,
Uliki umelo ukryv.

Ugrobiv usladu uteh,
Uznav upoen'e utrat,
Uzhasnyj ublyudok uspel,
Upivshis' urinoj, udrat'.


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Figlyar-fagot fal'cetom flejty
Fal'shivil, fibrami figeya.
Flirtuya, favn faldoyu fetrovoj
Forsiroval flamenko fei.

Fatal'no favna fatum fyrknul,
Fiksiruya fantom finala.
Fayansovo-farfornoj finkoyu
Frivol'no feya fehtovala.

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Hriplyj hor hmel'nyh haldeev
Hrabro hochet hram holma,
Horeograf holodeya,
Hvoro hlyupaya, hromal.

Hrustnul hvorostom hrustal'nym
Hlipkij hryashch hrebta. Hernya!
Heres hlopchiki hlestali,
Hromonozhku horonya.

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Caple car' cikadoj cykal,
Caplya capnula carya.
Car' cedil cidulku cirku -
Celyj carskij cirkulyar.


Caplyu car' celuet cepko,
Carstvom carstvuet cinga.
Cinik - car', carica - celka,
Carskij cadik Cvejg - cygan.

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CHtoby chudnyj chlen chechena,
CHalil chukchi chahlyj cheln,
CHukcha chetnyh chisel chleny,
CHuya chashku chaya chrevom,
CHinno chertit cherte chem.

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SHaleya, shtorm sharahal shhunu,
SHvyryaya shustro shalyj shkval,
SHugaya shhunoj shashni shuma,
SHturvalom shkiper shuroval.

SHepcha, shursha sharfom shafranovym,
SHkval shtorma shkiper shturmoval,
SHikuya sharmom shejnyh shramov,
SHershavyj shlifoval shturval.

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SHCHekocha shchetinoj shcheku
SHCHegolihi, shchegol' shchuplyj
SHCHegolihu shchedro shchelkal,
SHCHegolyaya shchuch'im shchupom.

SHCHegolihi shchelki shchetku
SHCHegol', shcheryas' shchupom shchuch'im,
SHCHepetil'noyu shchepotkoj,

SHCHebecha, shchipaya, shchupal.

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|-

mi-
gra-
ciya eto:
|pohi eho,
|rekciya ego,
|yakulyaciya el'fa,
|rotiki eksponenta,
|femernost' effekta,
|ksgumaciya ekskrementov,
|mocional'nyj etyud esteta,
|lektrotehnicheskaya estafeta,
|kstravagantnye eksperimenty,
|legantnaya eksportaciya ekspertov,
|tnograficheskaya enciklopediya etiketa,
|kzamenaciya ekonomicheskih ekvivalentov.
|migraciya - eto: epilog, epitafiya, endshpil'.

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YUl'ki yurta:
YUshka, yubki
YUzhnyj yunosha yutitsya,
YUngi yurkayut yuloj,
YUnyj YUrka,
YUrkij yunker,
YUvelir, yurist yusticii -
YUzom YUl'kina yudol'.

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YAkoby yablokom, yakoby
YAbedoj,
YAdrami yashmovoj yagody
YAkoby,
YAkoby yazvoyu, yakoby
YAdom,
YArkoyu yarost'yu yastreba
YAkoby,
YAkoby yakaya, yakoby
YAmbom
YAvitsya yav'yu yantarnaya
YAlta -
YAkoby yakorem, yakoby
YAhty.




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     Annotaciya:
     Sentimental'no-satiricheskoe sochinenie.





     (Syuzhetnye  sovpadeniya  s  sushchestvuyushchimi  sobytiyami  schitat'  sovershenno
sluchajnymi.)

     Sud'ba sel'skogo siroty.
     (Sentimental'no-satiricheskoe sochinenie)

     Soderzhanie:

     Scena 1. Son.
     Scena 2. Special'nyj sadik.
     Scena 3. Stradaniya.
     Scena 4. Storozh Semen.
     Scena 5. Stanovlenie.
     Scena 6. Srok.
     Scena 7. Stranstviya.
     Scena 8. Sueta suet.
     Scena 9. Sochinitel'stvo.
     Scena 10.Supruzheskie sceny.
     Scena 11. Sochel'nik.


     Scena 1. Son.

     Sergej  Solomonovich  Suchij  sladko spal.  Sergeyu  snilas'  sem'ya,  selo
Sosnovka,  sel'chane. Sonmy snovideniya slovno  stai sov snovali skvoz' sumrak
soobshchayushchihsya  sosudov,   sozdavaya  slozhnuyu   sistemu  soperezhivanij.  Sergej
sosredotocheno smotrel syurrealisticheskie  sceny, svyazannye skazochnymi spicami
spyashchego soznaniya. Sem'ya sostavlyala  svoeobraznuyu serdcevinu sbalansirovannyh
Serezhinyh snovidenij.

     Svetlica. Stol.  Stul'ya.  Sidit  starik Suchij sutulyj  Solomon,  smolit
samokrutku, svistit svoej supruge Solonihe Suchej staruhe s suhimi sinevatymi
sis'kami, sporo snuyushchej so  sverkayushchim samovarom. Sprava - sam Sergej Suchij,
syn Suchego Solomona s Solonihoj. Sleva  supruga Susanna  s synom  Sal'monom,
sprava sestra syna Sal'monella. Sboku stoyat:  sluzhanka Sonya, sobaka  Sultan,
svin'ya Syuzya. Sem'ya sobiraetsya spravlyat' sochel'nik.

     Scena 2. Special'nyj sadik.

     Sergej  Solomonych  Suchij,  samyj  slaboumnyj  syn  svoej  sem'i.  Sredi
sorodichej Suchih sotni slaboumnyh: Serega samyj-samyj. Syzmala Serezha strashno
sikalsya, sosal  sopli,  slyunyavil skaterti, skamejki,  samoe  ser'eznoe sosal
sobstvennuyu sisyu. Smirivshis'  s sud'boyu,  stariki sobstvennoruchno  sosvatali
syna Sorbonne slavnomu sel'skomu sadiku so special'nym sostavom slaboumnymi.
So storony svoih sverstnikov Serezha slyshal sploshnye smeshki.
     -Suchij syn! Suchij syn! skandirovali sumasbrodnye sozdaniya.
     Snachala Sergej stoicheski snosil  sadizm svoih  sumasshedshih sotovarishchej.
Staralsya sderzhivat'sya, svyknut'sya s slozhivshejsya situaciej. Sutki spustya sily
Serezhi sdali. Serezha slovno  s  suka sorvalsya: slomal stoly, stul'ya, skomkal
skaterti,   spustil  stolovoe  serebro,  spalil  sanchast',  snyal  so  spyashchej
sanitarki  sorochku,  svernul sis'ku, sunul skvoz' suzivshiesya sramnye skladki
stetoskop.  Sozhrav  sup  svoih   souchenikov,   sbezhal.  Specialisty  sozvali
sekretnyj  sovet  souchreditelej.  Starshij sanitar sadika  San  Sanych  skazal
starikam Suchim:
     -Sovet  schitaet   sostoyanie  Serezhi  slishkom  somnambulicheskim.  Serezha
skudoumen,   spontanno  svirep,  stradaet  sporadicheskim  sindromom  Sizifa.
Soboleznuyu, - skazal San Sanych.
     Stariki srazu smeknuli: sadik sbrosil synochka so svoih schetov.

     Scena 3. Stradaniya.

     Suprugi  Suchii, stydyas'  Serezhinogo  sumrachnogo soznaniya,  surovo sekli
svoego syna. Serezha soprotivlyalsya starshim: spasayas', skakal slovno suslik.
     - Syn, synochek, - suetlivo sipel starik Suchij, starayas' stuknut' Serezhu
stal'nym sterzhnem.
     - Serezhen'ka, - slashchavo sopela Soloniha, stiskivaya skalku.
     Slovchivshis',   Solomon   so   svistom  sadanul   syna   szadi.   Stal',
soprikosnuvshis' s Serezhinym  sedalishchem, sdelala  strashnuyu sadnyashchuyu  ssadinu.
Serezha  stradal'cheski  stonal,   spazmaticheski  szhimaya   stvorki   sineyushchego
sfinktera. Sfery  sedalishcha sliplis', sfinkter ssohsya, stav, slovno  sosnovyj
stvol,  serym  so smolyanymi strup'yami smerdyashchej sukrovicy. Serezhiny stenaniya
slyshali sotni sel'chan sela Sosnovka.
     Svihnuvshiesya  Suchie smeyalis',  sosali  samogon,  sp'yanu  sovokuplyalis',
smahnuv so  stola stakany.  Spozaranku,  spohvativshis', sovestlivye  stariki
sozhgli sebya, sovershiv semejnyj suicid. Sdelavshis' sirotoj, Serezha snova stal
sosat' sobstvennyj sosok. Sel'chane, stiraya so  skul skupye soldatskie slezy,
sochuvstvovali Serezhe. Samye serdobol'nye sochinili sentimental'nye stihi:

     Serezha Suchij svalilsya s sUka
     Slomal ser'ezno Serezha sraku
     Selo Sosnovka skandiruet sluhi:
     S-Suchij s-stal s-stukachom so s-straha.
     Sebe Serezhen'ka svechi stavit,
     Soset salo, soset sahar,
     Skoro sisyu sosat' stanet
     Sovsem svihnuvshis' Sergej so straha.

     So styda Serezha skis: slovom smeh skvoz' slezy!

     Scena 4. Storozh Semen.

     Serdechnye  stihi   Serezhinyh  sograzhdan   slomali   slabuyu   solominku,
svyazyvayushchuyu Serezhu Suchego s selom Sosnovka. Serezha stal storonit'sya sel'chan.
Snachala  Serezha, slovno slon,  spal  stoya,  sdelav sebe  Sady  Semiramidy  -
solomennoe stojlo  sredi sel'skoj  svalki.  Sentimental'nyj  sel'skij storozh
Semen  Semenovich, sniskavshij sredi sel'chan somnitel'nuyu slavu,  spas Serezhu,
sdav sorvancu svoyu  storozhku.  Serezha sdelalsya  soderzhankoj  storozha Semena.
Serymi  sumerkami  sel'chane  slyshali so storony  storozhki  strannye  skripy.
Serezhin sverstnik Stepka, sluchajno stavshij svidetelem skotskoj sceny, skazal
sryvayushchimsya soprano:
     -S-strashnyj s-syurealizm. Storozh snyal s Serezhi, sviter, sandalii. Serezha
staraetsya so svojstvennoj sel'skim  sirotam samootdachej. Slovno stroitel'nye
svai skripyat Serezhiny sustavy
     Stepan sbilsya, smolk. Sorvanca snova stoshnilo. Sel'chane sozvali shodku.
Sudachili, snishoditel'no slushali Stepkiny skazy.
     - Skazhi, Stepka, Serezha syt? sprosil starosta.
     -  Ssyt! - sputav  smysl slov, skazal schastlivyj soznaniem  svoej slavy
Stepan.

     Scena 5. Stanovlenie.

     Sem'   sezonov  spustya   storozh   Semen  sdoh.   Seks,   stressy  sdala
serdechno-sosudistaya sistema. Skopytilsya starik, smezhil stupni. Serezhu smert'
Semena ser'ezno slomala. Serezha sidel smurnoj, sgorbivshijsya, sil'no stradaya.
Sproson'ya, sadanuv stakan spirta, Sergej sbegal svoroval sukna, sshil stariku
savan. Soorudiv semejnyj sklep, shoronil starogo  satira. Spustya sorok  dnej
so smerti soblaznennogo Serezhej  storozha, Suchij  stal starshe. Salagu  smenil
solidnyj Sergej Solomonovich. Skazav s sozhaleniem:  -Sobake sobach'ya smert', -
Solomonych snyal  s  Semena  sochashchijsya skal'p.  Smeknuv  svoe schast'e,  Serezha
stibril  syurtuk  Semenycha,  sviter,  sapogi-skorohody,  sal'nuyu  skovorodku,
starinnoe sudno so sledami starcheskih struj. Sbyv storozhku sekte satanistov,
Sergej Solomonovich smylsya. Slaboumie sosluzhilo  Sergeyu svoeobraznuyu  sluzhbu:
Serega Suchij  sdelalsya  sutenerom. Special'nym sutenerom: svodnikom sel'skoj
skotiny.  Snachala  Suchij  sam sovokuplyalsya  s  sel'skohozyajstvennym  skotom,
sovershenstvuya sebya  seansami  sportivnogo  skotolozhstva.  Stav specialistom,
Sergej sozdal sluzhbu soprovozhdeniya skota. Sosednie sela stali sdavat' Sergeyu
svoj  skot. Sergej schitalsya stahanovcem  skotskih sluchek: sozdaval smotriny,
svodil,   skreshchival,   sparival  slovno  Sechenov.  Suchij   Sergej  Solomonych
sorevnovalsya  s  sozdatelem  sistemy summacii. Sumburnye snosheniya so  skotom
sosluzhili  surovuyu  sluzhbu:  Sergej  shvatil  sudanskij  stomatit,  siamskuyu
svinku,  sovetskogo  solitera, sizuyu  strigushchuyu  sajgonskuyu  syp'.  Specnaz,
sloviv   Sergeya,   sdal   sypnotifoznogo  Suchego  sanepidemstancii.  Snachala
specnazovcy sobiralis', spasaya stranu, szhech' spidonosnika.  Slava Sozdatelyu,
smilostivilis'.  S  ser'eznym  spinnomozgovym sotryaseniem svyazannogo  Sergeya
sdali sudu. Sud'ya s suhim smeshkom skazal:
     -Sorok sem' sutok.
     -Suka, - scedil Sergej. Slova sami sorvalis' slovno staya soek.
     -Srok  - sorok  sorokov,  -  smenil sud'ya  svoyu  sentenciyu.  - Strogogo
soderzhaniya.
     So  skorost'yu  sveta  Sergej  siganul  skvoz'  stroj  soldat,  starayas'
skryt'sya.  Strelyaya, strazha  splohovala. Sbezhav s suda, Sergej  syskal staryj
sortir-saraj.   Spryatalsya.  Shoronivshis',  stal  sprincevat'sya.   Steklyannym
skal'pelem  staralsya  skovyrnut'  solitera.  Skol'zkij  skal'pel'  sorvalsya.
Sergej  so  svinyachim  stonom  spolz  so  stul'chaka.  Stav  skopcom,  Sergej,
sardonicheski smeyas', sochinil sleduyushchie satiricheskie stihi.

     Sortir. Serega sidit sinij,
     Starayas' sraku svoyu sberech';
     Serezha skal'pel' szhimaet sil'no -
     Szadi sebya sobiraetsya sech'.
     Sablej sverknulo steklo skal'pelya
     Sorvalsya s sudna svinyachij ston
     So sten sukrovica skapala -
     Serezha Suchij stal skopcom.

     Scena 6: Srok

     Skoro  specnaz,  sozvonivshis'  s  sortirnymi  stukachami,  snova  slovil
Sergeya. Sergej shvatil strogacha. Sleduyushchej stoyankoj Sergeya stali Solovki.
     -Synok. Sikrya. Selo, - srazu smeknuli  sokamerniki.  Staralis' sognut',
sklonyaya  sovershit'  sodomiyu.  Sergej,  scepivshis' so svoroj,  smalodushnichal.
Srochno sozvannyj shodnyak soglasilsya spisat' Seregu.
     -Samosud!  Strashnaya  smert'!  -  Sergej sdrejfil.  Spas  Serezhu  svoyak.
Sblatovavshis'   so  svoyakom,  Sergej  sprysnul   svoe  schastlivoe  spasenie.
Sokamerniki stali storonit'sya stavshego solidnyakom Sergeya. Samolyubivyj Sergej
strashchal sokamernikov svoimi svyazyami s sil'nymi sveta  sego.  Starayas'  stat'
sil'nee,   Sergej  sdelalsya   sportsmenom,  stal   stipendiatom   sportivnyh
sostyazanij  Solovkov:  sumo,  sambo,  stendovaya  strel'ba.   Sobaku  s®evshij
sumasbrod, Suchij  slomav  sotni spin,  sniskal  slavu slozhivshegosya  sadista.
Sokamerniki smeknuli: s Seregoj Such'im svyazhesh'sya  so  sveta  szhivet. Sudimye
storonilis' skandal'nogo skorpiona, stremyashchegosya, slovno spory stafilokokka,
svalit'  slabyh,  slomit'   soznatel'nyh.   Sergej   sniskal  slavu  starogo
sklochnika. Snedaemyj soznaniem  sobstvennoj smehotvornosti,  spesivyj  silach
Sergej  sbival  svory,  sozdaval  svary,   ssory,  stravlivaya  sokamernikov.
Ssuchivshijsya Sergej  sgovorivshis'  so  strazhnikami,  skol'zanul s  Solovkov s
serediny sroka.

     Scena 7: Stranstviya.

     Sergej smeknul sudimost' slabo sovmestima s sovetskim stroem.  Spasenie
-  sdelavshis'  semitom, svalit'. Storgovavshis'  so  svyashchennikom  Saratovskoj
sinagogi Sadamom, Sergej stal stoprocentnym semitom (so srezannoj steklyannym
skal'pelem  suvalkoj). Skoro syn  Siona  soobrazil  sletat' samoletom  stoit
sostoyanie. Spasibo  Sozdatelyu, SSHA sposirovali Sergeya. Smeniv stranu, Sergej
soshel s samoleta sverkaya smazannymi  slyunoj sapogami storozha Semena. Spraviv
svoe sorokaletie sfotografirovavshis' s Silivestrom Stalone, Sergej snyal sebe
studiyu, stal spat' so slovarem slovno student Stenforda.
     So spokojnogo sushchestvovaniya Suchego  sbivali soobshchniki. Stav  sektantom,
Sergej  stusovalsya so  skinhedami,  , skorefanilsya  s  sirijskim  sionizmom,
snyuhalsya  so spekulyantami  s Sumatry. Svyazavshis' so sbrodom, Suchij smasteril
sebe  stilet, sablyu, special'nuyu  sekiru. S  pomoshch'yu sekiry Sergej sobiralsya
sdelat'  SSHA samoj  svobodnoj stranoj sveta.  So skol'kimi soobshchnikami  svel
schety Serezha, skol'kih sgubil  stal'nym  stiletom-svinokolom  . Sotni soten.
Segodnya Sergej sluchajno stolknulsya s sirijskim sionistom Saulom.
     S samoj sredy Serezha  sosredotochenno stoyal sredi  solncepeka:  sprava -
sinagoga, sleva  statuya Svobody.  Sergej  strelyal sdachu. Soblazn  sbit' sebe
solidnoe sostoyanie stimuliroval Serezhino sirotskoe styazhatel'stvo.
     - Solomonych, salyut! svistnul sobutyl'niku smuglyj statnyj Saul.
     - Salyam! skazal Sergej sovershenno ser'ezno.
     -Salyam-salyam,  -   smeshlivo   s®ehidnichav,   skopiroval  slova   Sergeya
sorvigolova Saul.
     - Saul, sosluzhi svyatuyu sluzhbu sirijskomu sionizmu, ssudi sotnyu. Skushat'
syr so stakanom svezhego sake. Sergej sglotnul. Slyuni, stekaya so skul Sergeya,
smachivali smyatuyu soprevshuyu sorochku.
     - Skol'ko stoit sake s syrom? sprosil sionist.
     -  Sem' santimov,  -  shodu  sovral  Sergej, sobirayas' srubit' sotnyu  s
Saula.
     - Suchara.  Srannyj sovok, - sp'yanu  skazal  Saul. Syavka, - smyagchaya svoi
slova skazal Saul.
     -  Sergej  spokojno  smotrya skvoz' Saula,  svernul  samokrutku.  Sosnul
solomki - soznanie srazu sverknulo stopudovym schast'em.
     - Sbacaj "Smuglyanku", salaga, ssuzhu sotnyu, - strashno soshchuriv smotrelki,
skazal Saul.
     - Sam stancuj, svoloch', - smelo skazal Suchij.
     - Saul sil'no stuknul Suchego.  Sbiv so stupnej, svernul Serege sopatku.
Snova  sverknulo soznanie Sergeya  -  slovno Saturn sletu stolknulsya  s samim
Solncem.   Sergej  srazu  stushevalsya,  snik.  Szhalos'  solnechnoe  spletenie.
Struhnuv, smirenno skazal:
     - Saul, sdayus', - smirenno skazal Sergej.
     Shvatka stihla. Saul, sdelav sal'to, snishoditel'no scedil:
     - Soplivaya syavka.
     Sergej, simuliruya  sotryasenie,  stervenel,  skrytno szhimaya stilet. Saul
stal spinoj. Sekundu  spustya  Suchij  sdelal  stremitel'nyj  skachok,  stilet,
sverknuv  slovno  soplo  sverhskorostnogo  samoleta,  so  svistom smertel'no
srazil Saula. Styriv sotnyu, Suchij sdristnul so sceny.

     Scena 8. Sueta suet.

     So  smerti soobshchnika social'nyj status Sergeya Suchego solidno smestilsya.
Spustiv  saulovskuyu  sotnyu, Sergej  sniskal  slavu sostoyatel'nogo  sushchestva.
Senat SSHA sdelal Sergeyu  slavnyj syurpriz, subsidirovav seansy seksopatologa.
Staraniyami  seksopatologa  sanitary  soperirovali Sergeya,  srastiv srezannuyu
Serezhinu sovalku  s  sobach'im  semennikom. Semnadcat'  santimetrov  schast'ya!
Serezha  snova  stal sposoben sovokuplyat'sya.  Sootvetstvenno,  s  soblyudeniem
sredstv  samozashchity. Sergej  srochno syskal  sebe sorazmernuyu suprugu slavnuyu
sineglazku so stanom strojnee singapurskoj sekvoji. Sygrali svad'bu. Susanna
snesla  Sergeyu  syna  -  surovogo silacha Sal'mona,  snesla  Sal'monu  sestru
Sal'monellu  skazochnoe  subtil'noe sozdanie, slovno  slepok  s  soseda Suchih
Samuila Saidovicha Saakyanca -sozdannyj samim Skul'ptorom-Samoderzhcem.
     Soznanie sobstvennoj sily srabotalo: Serezha stal spekulirovat' stokami.
Slovno  statskij sovetnik Sergej sosal sigary,  skreplyal surguchom  sekretnye
soobshcheniya, slonyal slonov. Svyknuvshis' so svoim statusom, Suchij sshil smoking,
skupil  suveniry: serebryanye  ser'gi,  samocvety  supruge,  sebe - sombrero,
sabo. Samye  stil'nye salony  strigli  sedeyushchego Sergeya, s samyh simpatichnyh
sekretarsh snimal Sergej svezhie slivki sladostrastiya. Sergej stal serdceedom:
skryvayas' Susanny, slal seksapil'nym stenografistkam  skabreznye  sochineniya,
smotrel striptiz, soblaznyal  snogsshibatel'nyh styuardess -  styd  so  sramom.
Spletni sdobrennye sluhami  stali sochit'sya  skvoz' steny sozidaemogo Sergeem
supruzheskogo stroeniya. Sergej srochno svernul svidanki.
     -Slava Sozdatelyu! skazal Sergej, - sem'ya - svyataya svyatyh!

     Scena 9. Sochinitel'stvo.

     Starayas'  sledovat' sovetam  semejnogo  seksologa, Sergej  spasal  sebya
sublimaciej, sochinyaya Skandinavskie  stihotvornye sagi so strogoj sapficheskoj
strofoj.  Sidya  sidnem  sto  sutok,  Sergej   strochil   stihi  so  skorost'yu
strekochushchej soroki. Srifmovav sotni stranic,  Sergej  slepil sbornik "Sud'ba
sel'skogo siroty", stav specialistom Skandinavskih stihotvornyh sag. Sleduet
skazat',  strofy,   sochinennye  Sergeem,  svetilis'  sakramental'nym  svetom
sakral'nogo  smysla. Stroki stihov skol'zili  slovno stremitel'no s®ezzhayushchij
so snezhnogo sklona skaly samosval.

     Scena 10. Supruzheskie sceny.

     Sed'mogo sentyabrya,  sbezhav so sluzhby, Sergej  Solomonych  Suchij,  skinuv
sapogi, styanul s sebya sal'nyj sviter, stal sporo snoshat' Susannu.
     -Sonya, slavnaya Sonechka, - sladostrastno  syusyukal  Sergej, so  snorovkoj
suya svoyu  smazannuyu  solidolom  sosisku skvoz'  smorshchennoe sokrovennoe svoej
suzhennoj.  Sonyushka,  - s siloj  stiskival  Suchij  solidnye sis'ki  skuchayushchej
suprugi.
     -Sovsem sbrendil?  somlev,  sprashivala  supruga  seksual'no suetyashchegosya
sverhu Sergeya.
     -Sul'fiya,  svetloe  Severnoe  sozvezdie, -  skol'zya slovno  snorovistyj
sliznyak, sdavlenno sopel Sergej.
     -Slabosil'nyj samozvanec, - sochas' strast'yu, sderzhivala sebya Susanna.
     -Svetochka.  Svetik.  Suslik  sladen'kij,  -  strastno   stonal  Sergej.
Susanna-a, -  sotryasayas' spazmami sladostrastnoj sudorogi, strel'nul  Sergej
stremitel'noj struej spermy. Sergej sverz'sya  s suprugi, Susanna  slezla  so
stola (Suchij  smolodu  svyazyval  seks  so stolom), smachno  splyunula,  styanuv
skatert',  so  smushcheniem sterla  s  sebya suknom skol'zkoe  supruzheskoe semya.
Skazala s sarkazmom:
     - Suchij supermen! - Skazyvalas' stressovaya situaciya.
     - Sil'nee siamskogo slona, - sostril Sergej.
     -Sudar', - smyagchayas', sentimental'no skazala Sergeyu supruga, - stupajte
spat'.
     -Sudarynya,  smeyu  soobshchit'  segodnya  Susanne  stelit  sofu  sam  sultan
Solnechnoj sistemy.
     Susanna, soshchurivshis', skazala sama sebe:
     -Samec. Stoprocentnyj samec.
     Soglasivshis', Sergej smolchal. Sekundu spustya Sergej spal.


     Scena 11. Sochel'nik.

     Stoskovavshemusya serdcu sel'skogo  siroty  snilsya  sneg, selo  Sosnovka,
sosnovyj srub  Sem'ya Suchih  sinhronno  sdvigaet skamejki.  Suchaya staya  snova
splotilas'. Sem'ya sobralas'  spravit'  sochel'nik. Svetlica  sverkaet  slovno
svyatilishche, strekochet sverchok, stearinovye svechi svetyatsya susal'nym serebrom.
Sipit  starinnyj  samodel'nyj  samovar.  Stol'ko  snedi  -  stol  slomaetsya:
sterlyad'  so  smetanoj, servelat  s suhofruktami,  solyanka  so sgushchenkoj  so
sparzhej, studen' s sudakom  s  sosiskami,  syrniki s salom, soleniya, salat s
suslom, sok s syroezhkami, stakany so spirtom,  singapurskie specii. Soloniha
spekla special'nye serye sdobnye suhari s saharnym siropom slyunki sglotnesh'.
Schastlivyj Sergej Solomonych  Suchij syto  srygivaet. Seregu smoril son. Stalo
spokojno.  Spit selo Sosnovka. Spyat  SSHA, SSSR, spit sama Solnechnaya Sistema.
Spali strasti. Sergej Solomonych  Suchij spit, sobirayas' so svezhimi  silami So
steny spal'ni svisal skelet storozha Semena s sirenevym skal'pom.



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