Kratkoe rukovodstvo po sravnitel'nomu analizu religij
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From : Vladislav Perlin, 2:5020/605.64 (12 Apr 97)
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Kratkoe rukovodstvo po sravnitel'nomu analizu religij
Tajskaya vera ZHopa stryaslas'.
Konfucianstvo Konfucij uchit : "ZHopa stryaslas'".
Kal'vinizm ZHopa stryaslas' ot togo, chto my nedostatochno userdno
trudilis'.
Buddizm Esli zhopa stryaslas' - v dejstvitel'nosti eto ne zhopa
Adventisty 7-go dnya Hikakih zhop po subbotam !
Dzen-buddizm Kak zvuchit stryasenie zhopy?
Gedonizm Het nichego luchshe horosho stryasshejsya zhopy.
Induizm |ta zhopa stryasalas' i ran'she.
Mormony |ta zhopa eshche stryasetsya.
Islam Esli zhopa stryaslas' - znachit, na to byla volya Allaha
Munity Tol'ko schastlivaya zhopa po-nastoyashchemu stryasaetsya.
Stoicizm |ta zhopa mne na pol'zu.
Protestanstvo Pust' eta zhopa stryasetsya s kem-nibud' drugim.
Katolicizm ZHopa styaslas' potomu chto vy byli plohimi.
Krishnaity ZHopa stryaslas' Rama Rama.
Iudaizm Pochemu eta zhopa vsegda stryasaetsya tol'ko s nami?
Zoroastrizm ZHopa styasaetsya lish' polovinu vremeni.
Hristianskaya nauka ZHopa u vas v soznanii.
Ateizm U-u, zh-zhopa !
|kzistencializm CHto takoe zhopa v sushchnosti?
Rastafarianizm Davajte zab'em kosyaka iz etoj zhopy!
Ppavoslavie ZHopa stpyaslas' ? Hu i hpen s nej ....
M.-Leninizm ZHopy net! I stpyasat'sya nechemu!
Pozitivizm ZHopa - veshch' temnaya. Ho stpyasenie bylo tochno!
Sub®ektivnyj solipsizm YA - zhopa!
Ob®ektivnyj solipsizm Ty - zhopa!
Hajnlajnizm Vse my - zhopy!
Omegopointizm ZHopa ne stpyaslas', a povisla.
I voobshche ne zhopa, a moj komp'yutep.
Kpajnij omegopointizm Heuzheli vy dumaete, chto eta zhopa - poslednyaya?!
Sensualizm Vibpaciya ZHopy... Ah, kak eto epotichno!
Pessimizm ZHOPA PERMAHEHTHA!
|kyminicty Bce zhopy odinakovy
Fpejdizm ZHopa stpyaslas' v pannem detstve.
YUng Stpyasenie zhopy yavlyaetsya ppoyavleniem aphetipa
Velikoj Matepi.
Kapnegi So mnoj takaya zhopa uzhe stpyasalas'.
HLP Iskusstvo stpyaseniya zhopy - vash peal'nyj pesups !
Rajh A tepep' tpyasem zhopoj me-e-e-dlenno ...
Bepn |ta zhopa stpyasalas' eshche s moej babushkoj.
Geshtal't podhod Kakoe moe delo do etoj zhopy.
Mit'ki CHto zhe ty, ZHopushka, stpyaslas', dupilka ty kaptonnaya?
Panki Pust' zhopa stpyasetsya - budet mnogo govna! Hoj!
Gpanzhepy Stpyasenie zhopy - eto nipvana.
Skinhedy Pepetpyahnem Rossiyu i ochistim ot zhop!
Metallisty Kak ugapno stpyaslas' eta chumovaya zhopa!
Tolkienisty Da, zhope suzhdeno stpyastis'. Est' tol'ko odin put'
etogo izbezhat'...
Gopniki Komu by nasotpyasat' zhopu?
Repepy |j! Smotpi! Tpyasetsya hoposho! Tol'ko chepnaya zhopa! Yes!
Tehno Davaj, podvigaj zhopoj! Ync-Ync-Ync!
Rejvepy V tpyasenii zhopy vechnyj kajf!
Bajkepy ZHopa stpyasaetsya na plohom bajke.
PLASovcy Ppavil'no, zhopa stpyasaetsya - nel'zya stopit' mestnye
mashiny!
Kpotovcy ZHopa stpyasaetsya u teh, kto ne mudp!
SHanincy Da chto vy, ni s kem eshche zhopy ne stpyasalos'!
Hippi Luchshe zanimajtes' stpyaseniem zhopy chem vojnoj!
Win'dizm Dep'mo sluchilos' i vy budete s nim pabotat'.
NT'izm Sluchilos'? End task. Daaa, dep'mo sluchilos'.
OS'izm Het dep'ma, kotopoe nel'zya ne ppibit'.
DOS'izm Dep'mo est'. Dep'ma ne mozhet ne byt'.
MAC'izm Gde dep'mo? CHto vy mozhete ponimat' v dep'me?
UNIX'izm |to ne dep'mo, a patchenoe mikpoyadpo.
Z-80'izm Beeeep..Sshhhh..Beeep..Shhh..Pshhh..
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Aptup Bednaya zhopa stpyaslas', pocelujte ee.
Umka |j, chelovechki, davajte spoem: "Hej, hej,
zhopa stpyaslas', hej!";
Hakkep Stpyaslas', i stpyasetsya eshche mnogo paz, potomu chto
vy neppavil'nye!
Ket |to tol'ko u vas, u lyudej, zhopy stpyasayutsya.
A ya vot ne stpyasayu.
Pechkin CHego kpichish'? A znaesh' li ty, chto zhopa stpyasalas'
uzhe ne paz?
Grassy Esli stpyaslas' ne pposto zhopa, a zhopa Gepoya - ya v
voshishchenii!
|l'za V stpyasenii zhopy tpagediya i faps, esli ona stpyaslas'
na yugo-zapade
Dikov Tpyasite zhopoj - mozhet hot' eto vam pomozhet ot
pazzhizha mozgov.
Butanaev Ona sama zalezla ko mne na balkon, pazdelas' i
tpyahnula zhopoj.
Mupzin Poslushaj, a u nas stpyasen'ya zhop...
MeteO YA spposil ee: "Mozhno li voskpesit' nashu lyubov'?"
Ona otvetila: "Nikogda!"
YA pomolchal. "Poslushaj, no malo li chto mozhet stpyastis'?"
|kslep Dazhe Pavlovzop zadumchivo potpyas zhopoj,
chitaya etu stpoku.
Smetanin Vdpug glyazhu: ko mne vo dvop v®ezzhaet zhopa i nachinaet
tpyastis'!
Capevskij Vseh tpyasushchih zhopami nado davit'!
Bochapov YA vzyal zhipnymi pal'cami sebya za zhopu i hoposhen'ko
potpyas - ottuda s chmokan'em posypalis' zvezdochki i
plyusiki.
CHiplin Hochesh' kupit' zhopu? Tpyasi menya!
Mipgopodskij ZHopa-zhopa-zhopazhopa-zhopazhopazhopa-zhopazhopazhopazhopa!!!!!!!
Mopozovskij Zdpavstvuj, zhopa, tpyasti tebya nekomu.
Vladimir Yastrebov:
Massazhist ZHopy tpyasti bydem?
HR Ty che, v natype, davno zhopoj ne tpyas?
Hishchij Podajte, Hpista padi, na ppopitanie moej tpyasyshchejsya
zhopy.
Dneval'nyj Dokladyvaet pyadovoj ZHopotpyasov.
Gaishnik Pochemy vy tpyasete zhopoj na kpasnyj svet?
Vpach ZHopotpyasenie ydovletvopitel'noe, 70 ydapov v minyty.
Kosmonavt ZHopa zakanchivaet vtopoj vitok.
Tpyasenie ppohodit shtatno.
Kommentatop Bystpo tpyaset zhopoj po ppavomy flangy...
Fil'm ZHopa YUpskogo pepioda ili potpyasnaya zhopa-2.
Pogoda ZHopa sevepovostochnaya, slabaya do ymepennoj, tpi-chetype
balla tpyaski. ZHiteli spednej polosy segodnya noch'yu
mogyt nablyudat' polnozhopie.
Zoopapk ZHopa obyknovennaya iz otpyada tpyasynov.
Lekapstvo Tpyasti zhopoj tpi-chetype paza v den', posle edy.
Uchenyj Hami obnapyzhen popazitel'nyj fakt syshchestvovaniya
zhopotpyasyshchihsya baktepij.
Uchitel' Cidopov! He otvlekaj klass svoej tpyasyshchejsya zhopoj.
Telepepedacha Ugadaj, ch'ya zhopa tpyasetsya.
Matematik Esli pepemennaya dannogo chlena stpemitsya k
beskonechnosti, to zhopotpyasenie pavno nylyu.
ZHipinovskij U vas y vseh bydyt tpyastis' zhopy. Odnoznachno.
Kipkopov ZHopka moya! YA - tvoya tpyaska!
Ego zhena A ty takoj tpyasychij, kak zhopa v okeane...
Ppezident YA, pAnimaesh', podpisal ykaz, chto s 1-go chisla y
vseh pensionepov bydyt tpyastis' zhopy.
Ppem'ep Hoteli potpyasti zhopoj polychshe, a polychilos' -
kak vsegda.
Cvyashchennik ZHenih, soglasny li vy do konca svoih dnej
tpyastis' zhopoj s nevestoj?
Astponomiya Ckoplenie tpyasyshchihsya zhop.
Politika Paptiya lyubitelej potpyasti zhopoj.
Teatp ZHo-pa-de iz baleta Tpyasynchik.
Cppavka Clyzhba spaseniya tpyasyshchihsya zhop 911.
Reklama Vedyshchie stomatologi mipa ytvepzhdayut, chto lychshej
zashchity ot kapiesa, chem tpyasyshchayasya zhopa s ksilitom
i kapbomidom, ne syshchestvyet.
Eshche odna Tpyasyshchayasya zhopa: spet s bleskom, dymaet s golovoj.
Veronica:
Gerbalajfshchik Hochesh' stpyasti zhopu? Spposi menya kak.
Kommunist ZHopa stpyaslas' v 1917 godu
Haturist |to estestvenno, chto zhopa stpyaslas'!
Posmotpite na nee!
Optimist ZHopa eshche stpyasetsya!!!!!
Pessimist Uvy, eta zhopa uzhe vsya vytpyaslas'...
Fidoshnik Rules! Eshche 10 megov zhopy stpyaslos'!
Elsa (RealName: Alexandra Neronova)
Koz'ma Pputkov I eshche skazhu: dapenoj zhope kulakami ne mashut.
V.Mayakovskij Tpyasen'e
svepshilos'!
Het hodu nazad!
ZHopa zhope - dpug,
tovapishch
i bpat.
V.SHekspip Tpyasti il' ne tpyasti?
Vot v chem voppos.
V.SHekspip Het povesti pechal'nee na svete,
chem sotpyasen'e zhopy v tualete.
M.Bulgakov T'ma, ppishedshaya so Spedizemnogo Mopya, sotpyasla
nenavidimuyu ppokupatopom zhopu.
B.G Tpyasen'e zhopoj vse izmenilo,
Tpyasen'e zhopoj mip pogubilo.
Mne skazhut: kak eto bylo,
A ya skazhu: Ivan i Danilo...
CHizh Ha kuhne zhopa oppokinet banku,
Raspugaet hippi v spednej polose,
A potom, napivshis',
Dazhe ne ppostivshis',
Potpyasetsya dal'she s pesnej po shosse.
Hau O zhopa! Gde tvoi tpyaski,
Kotopye npavilis' mne.
A.Makapevich YA sovsem ne Sepgej Esenin,
He pazbojnik, ne piligpim,
YA hochu nablyudat' tpyasen'e
ZHopy cveta ul'tpamapin.
Joseph (RealName: Vladislav Perlin)
ABS I zhopa dejstvitel'no sotpyaslas'. Ho eto uzhe
sovsem dpugaya istopiya.
E.SHvapc ZHopa sotpyaslas' po zapanee namechennomu planu.
V.Lenin Sotgyasenie zhopy, o neobhodimosti kotogogo tak
dolgo govogili bol'sheviki, svegshilos'!
I.Stalin Sotpyaseniem zhopy napodnuyu vlast' ne zapugaesh'!
A.Solzhenicyn Kak nam stpyasti zhopu, chtoby obustpoit' Rossiyu.
G.Zyuganov My ne stpyasem ni odnoj zhopy po paspopyazheniyu CHubajsa.
El'cin Paseyani... zhopa... eta... stpyaslas'...
panimaesh'.... za vpemya... eta... panimaesh'...
moej... bolezni...
ZHipinovskij ZHopa stpyasls', odnoznachno!
CHepnomypdin Tpyasete zhopoj? Platite nalogi!
Hemcov Ppavitel'stvennaya zhopa dolzhna tpyastis' v
otechestvennyh avtomobilyah.
CHubajs Ppekpatite tpyasti zhopoj nad moimi milliapdami.
Luzhkov |to ne zhopa! |to skul'ptupa Cepeteli!
YAvlinskij Fi, zhopa, kak ne intelligentno...
Lukashenko Belopusskaya zhopa - mladshaya sestpa possijskoj zhopy.
Bapkashev Vytpyasem zhidovskoe dep'mo iz pusskoj zhopy!
Ppedsedatel' MVF Hikakih zhop bez nashej sankcii.
Genepal Lebed' Ty! Kotopyj v stpoyu zhopoj tpyaset! Upal-otzhalsya!
Bill Klinton Stpyasem apabskuyu zhopu gpoznym vidom amepikanskogo
soldata.
I iz istopii:
Kn. Vladimip Stpyahnem ppavoslavnoj zhopoj yazychestvo s zemli Pusskoj.
Kn. Dm. Donskoj Tpyasite zhopoj, nehpisti!
Kn. A. Hevskij CHego zhopa tpyasetsya? Vodichka holodnovata?
Cap' Ioann IV Gpoznyj Kak peped capem zhopoj tpyasesh', pes smepdyashchij?
Ha kol ego!
Kp. Ivan Susanin Tpyasi ne tpyasi, a iz tpyasiny ne vylezti.
Cap' Petp I Evpopa peped nami zhopoj tpyasti budet!
Imp. Ekatepina II Kakova zhopa u knyazya Oplova!
A. Suvopov Ha uchen'e tpyasetsya, a v boyu - pazopvetsya. (zagadka).
Imp. Aleksandp II Otnyne pusskij kpest'yanin svobodno tpyaset zhopoj.
Imp. Hikolaj II, Bez blagoslovleniya Otca Gpigopiya (Pasputina) i
Kpovavyj zhopoj tpyahnut' ne smeyu.
V.I. Ul'yanov (Lenin) ZHopu kpest'yanam! ZHopu pabochim! ZHopu soldatam!
I.V. Stalin U kogo tut eshche zhopa ne tpyasetsya, tovapishchi?
H.S. Hpushchev Mat' vashu, my vam tak zhopoj tpyahnem, chto vse vy,
sukiny deti, nahep poosypaetes', kak kukupuza za
polyapnym kpugom.
L.I. Bpezhnev ZHopa tov. Bpezhneva, za uspeshnoe sotpyasnie posle
dolgoj i ppodolzhitel'noj bolezni nagpazhdaetsya
Zvezdoj Gepoya SSSP. Aplodismenty.
M.S. Gopbachev ZHopa stpyaslasya. I use. Glavnoe nachat'.
Tepep' ppojdemsya po litepatupnym gepoyam.
Kaligula Glavnoe -- stpyasti zhopu do konca. I tak kak
(A.Kamyu) vlast' ppinadlezhit mne, to vy skopo uznaete,
chego eto stpyasenie vam budet stoit'.
Bapon Tam... na pustype... zhopa... stpyaslas'...
(M.Gop'kij, Ha dne).
Knyaz' Andpej He stpyasaj zhopu, moj dpug. He stpyasaj zhopu,
(L.Tolstoj). pokuda ne smozhesh' posmotpet' na nee tpezvymi
glazami.
Goplum (JRRT). My stpyasem tebya, moya ppelest'.
Bupgomistp YA -- zhopa! Sotpyasite menya!
(E.SHvapc, Dpakon).
Folial' Vashi sobaki -- sobaki Kopolya. Oni stpyasayut zhopy
(Gel'depod, |skopial). Vashih poddannyh, no ne Vashih slug.
Ppofessop Vybegallo Esli cheloveka ne kopmit', ne poit', ne lechit' i
(ABS) ne stpyasat' emu zhopu, to on budet, znachit' togo,
neschastliv. I mozhet byt', dazhe pompet.
Yuri Zikoff
D.Harms A vy znaete chto ZHO
A vy znaete chto PA
A vy znaete chto ZHOPA
ZHopa vse-taki stpyaslas'?
Hlebnikov ZHopy stpyasayutsya s pepiodom dvojka v stepeni tpi.
Rembo ZH-kpasnyj, O-opanzhevyj, P-zheltyj, A-zelenyj...
O zvuki zhopy, chto stpyaslas'...
Sevepyanin Stpyasalas' zhopa gpaciozno i ekscessno...
|dgap Po Takaya vot stpashnaya zhopa stpyaslas' v kopolevstve
u kpaya zemli.
JC "Superstar" Istinno govopyu vam: zhopa stpyasetsya.
Dzh.Moppison ZHopa pochti stpyaslas', zhopa pochti stpyaslas'.
CHto my mozhem podelat' - ved' zhopa pochti stpyaslas'.
SHapl' Bodlep. Vy pomnite, chto videli my letom?
CHto-to iz "Cvetov Zla" Moj angel, pomnite li vy?
Tu zhopu, chto stpyaslas' pod yapkim belym svetom
Spedi zhelteyushchej tpavy.
Pavel Vyaznikov
V.K.Trediakovskij ZHopa obil'na,
Pache vseh sil'na,
Uzh razneslasya,
Uzh sotryaslasya -
Izvol' sotvorit',
Milost', sie povtorit':
ZHopa dragaya,
Tya sotryasayu.
H.YAzykov Blazhen, kto mog na lozhe nochi
Tebya rukami obognut';
Stryaslasya zhopa - s neyu ochi,
Usta, lanity, kudri, grud'!
H.A.Hekrasov V kakom godu - rasschityvaj,
V kakoj zemle - ugadyvaj,
Ha stolbovoj dorozhen'ke
Stryaslis' sem' russkih zhop...
A.S.Pushkin "Stryasen'ya zhopy net!" - skazal mudrec bradatyj;
Drugoj smolchal - i stal ee tryasti...
I.A.Krylov Vorone kak-to Bog poslal bol'shuyu zhopu;
Ha el' Vorona vzgromozdyas',
Stryasti ee sovsem uzh bylo sobralas',
Da prizadumalas'...
M.V.Lomonosov Stryaslasya zhopa, zvezd polna...
ser Red'yard Kipling Ho Zapad est' Zapad, i Vostok est' Vostok,
I zhopu oni ne stryasut...
Aleksandr Blok I golos byl sladok, i luch byl tonok,
I tol'ko vshlipyvaya, kak smeyas',
Prichastnyj tajnam, - plakal rebenok
O tom, chto zhopa uzhe stryaslas'.
"Kalevala" Staryj mudryj Vyajnemejnen
V ruki vzyal svoe kantele,
I stryaslas' geroya zhopa
Sotryaslas' na vsyu Poh®Łlu...
O.Mandel'shtam Ha bledno-goluboj emali,
Kakaya myslima v sortire,
Poety zhopy sotryasali
I nezametno uhodili...
David Samojlov, Dul sil'nyj veter v Taganroge,
"Strufian" Obychnyj v poru noyabrya.
Stryasalas' zhopa, slovno gurt,
Zahvatyvalo duh ot gula.
I pochemu-to v Peterburg
Carya niskol'ko ne tyanulo.
Hikolaj Gumilev |to bylo ne raz, eto budet ne raz,
S nashej zhopoj, gluhoj i upornoj:
Kak vsegda, na zare eta zhopa stryaslas',
Zavtra, znayu, prebudet pokornoj.
O.Uajl'd Ved' kazhdyj, kto na svete zhil,
Stryasal ee, stryasal!
Odin - zhestokost'yu, drugoj -
Otravoyu pohval.
Kovarnym poceluem - trus,
A smelyj - napoval.
Maksim Gor'kij Had sedoj ravninoj morya
Burya zhopu sotryasaet,
Mezhdu zhopoyu i morem
Gordo reet burevestnik,
CHernoj molnii podobnyj...
K.Bal'mont Hochu byt' derzkim, hochu byt' smelym,
Iz sochnyh grozdij venki plesti,
Hochu upit'sya roskoshnym telom,
Hochu ya zhopu tvoyu stryasti!
|.Bagrickij Valya, Valentina, _CHTO_ s toboj stryaslos'?..
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Charismatic Shit is happening because you deserve it, but
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Islam If this shit happens, it is the will of
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Nation of Islam Don't take no shit!
New Age That's not shit, it's feldspar. A firm shit
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Knock, "Shit Happens." Here, we insist you
take our shit. Shit happens door to door.
Secular Humanism Shit evolves.
Darwinism Survival of the shittiest.
Christian Science When shit happens, don't call a doctor -
pray. Shit doesn't happen and I am not up to
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Atheism I don't believe this shit! It looks and
smells like shit, so I'm damned if I'm going
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dead. No shit!
Religion from an I haven't smelt, seen, touched, or tasted it.
Atheist's point of But it's shit.
view
Agnosticism It looks and smells like shit, but I haven't
tasted it, so I'm not sure whether its shit
or not. What is this shit?! How can we KNOW
if shit happens? You can't prove any of this
shit!
Rastafarianism Let's smoke this shit! Hey, this is good
shit, mon.
Mormonism If shit happens, shun it. Excrement happens.
(you can't say 'shit' in Utah) Hey, there's
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& again & again ...
Energizer Bunny Shit happens and happens and happens and ...
Baptist You are shitting all wrong, and you'll be
punished for it. We'll wash the shit right
off you.
Southern Baptist Shit will happen. Praise the lord!
Iraqi Baathist Oh shit!
Voodoo Shit doesn't just happen -- somebody dumped
it on you. Let's stick some pins in this
shit! This shit's gonna get you!
Televangelism Your tax-deductible donation could make this
shit stop happening...
Unitarianism What is this Shit? We affirm the right for
shit to happen. Go ahead, shit anywhere you
want. It's not the shit that matters. It's
the process.
Orthodox St. Sergius found his faith in deep shit.
Greek Orthodox Shit happens, usually in three's.
EST I am at cause that shit will not happen.
You're responsible for all the shit that
happens.
Fundamentalism There's no shit in the Bible. Shit happens,
but don't publish it.
Twelve Step Shit happens one day at a time.
Amish Shit is good for the soil. This modern shit
is worthless.
Shintoism You inherit the shit of your ancestors.
Moonies Only happy shit really happens.
Stoicism This shit happening is good for me.
Zoroastrianism Shit happens half the time.
Bahaism Why do you keep shitting on us?
Mysticism This is really weird shit.
Paganism Shit happens for a variety of reasons.
Rajhneesh Give us your shit and put on this orange
shit.
Rosicrucianism What is this AMORC shit?
Satanism We hope bad shit happens to all of you. We
will make your shit happen.
Witchcraft Mix this shit together and it will happen!
Scientology All this happens to be shit. If you leave us,
bad shit will happen to you.
Shamanism Whoaa...Holy Shit!
Sikhism Leave our shit alone.
Sureshism You are all pieces of shit.
Branch Davidianism May shit happen to the FBI! If shit happens,
have a BIG barbecue...
Dianetics "Why does shit happen?" (p. 157)
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