David Garnett. Lady into fox
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     by David Garnett, 1922
     (OCR)ed on 1999 by the 1923'ed book
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     Wonderful  or supernatural events  are not so uncommon, rather they are
irregular in their  incidence. Thus there may be  not one marvel to speak of
in a century, and then often enough comes a plentiful crop of them; monsters
of  all  sorts  swarm  suddenly  upon the earth,  comets blaze in  the  sky,
eclipses  frighten nature, meteors fall  in rain, while  mermaids and sirens
beguile, and sea-serpents engulf every passing ship, and terrible cataclysms
beset humanity.
     But   the   strange  event  which  I  shall  here  relate  came  alone,
unsupported, without companions  into  a hostile world, and  for  that  very
reason claimed  little of the general  attention of mankind.  For the sudden
changing of  Mrs. Tebrick  into a vixen is  an established fact which we may
attempt to account for as we will. Certainly it is in the explanation of the
fact, and the reconciling  of it with our general notions that we shall find
most difficulty, and  not  in accepting for  true a  story which is so fully
proved, and that not  by one  witness but by  a dozen, all respectable,  and
with no possibility of collusion between them.
     But here I will  confine myself to an  exact narrative of the event and
all  that followed  on  it. Yet I would not  dissuade any of my readers from
attempting an explanation of this seeming miracle  because up  till now none
has been found which is  entirely satisfactory. What adds to  the difficulty
to  my  mind  is that  the metamorphosis occurred  when  Mrs. Tebrick was  a
full-grown woman, and that it happened suddenly in so short a space of time.
The  sprouting of  a tail, the gradual extension of hair all over  the body,
the slow change of the whole anatomy by a process of growth, though it would
have  been monstrous, would not have  been so difficult  to reconcile to our
ordinary conceptions, particularly had it happened in a young child.
     But here  we  have  something very different.  A grown  lady is changed
straightway  into a  fox. There  is no explaining  that  away by any natural
philosophy. The materialism of our age will not help us here. It is indeed a
miracle;  something  from outside our  world  altogether, an event  which we
would willingly accept if we were to meet it invested with  the authority of
Divine  Revelation  in  the scriptures, but which  we  are  not prepared  to
encounter  almost  in our  time,  happening  in  Oxford  shire  amongst  our
neighbours.
     The only things which go  any way towards an explanation of it  are but
guesswork,  and I give them more because I  would not conceal anything, than
because I think they are of any worth.
     Mrs. Tebrick's maiden name was certainly  Fox,  and it is possible that
such a miracle happening be-fore, the family may have gained their name as a
sobriquel on that account. They were an  ancient  family, and have had their
seat at Tangley Hall time  out of mind. It  is also true that  there  was  a
half-tame fox once upon a time chained up at Tangley Hall in the inner yard,
and  I have heard many speculative wiseacres in the public-houses  turn that
to great  account   though they could not  but admit that  "there  was
never  one there in Miss Silvia's time." At first  I  was  inclined to think
that Silvia Fox, having once hunted  when she was a child of ten and  having
been blooded, might furnish more of an explanation. It seems  she took great
fright or disgust at it, and vomited after it was done. But now I do not see
that  it  has much bearing  on the miracle itself, even though  we know that
after that she always spoke of the "poor foxes" when a hunt was stirring and
never rode to  hounds till after her marriage when her husband persuaded her
to it.
     She was married in the year 1879 to  Mr. Richard Tebrick, after a short
courtship,  and  went to live after their honeymoon at Rylands, near Stokoe,
Oxon. One  point indeed  I have not  been able to ascertain and that is  how
they first became acquainted. Tangley Hall is over thirty miles from Stokoe,
and is extremely remote.  Indeed to this day there is no  proper road to it,
which is all the more remarkable  as it is  the  principal,  and indeed  the
only, manor house for several miles round.
     Whether it was from a chance meeting on the roads, or less romantic but
more  probable, by Mr. Tebrick becoming  acquainted with  her uncle, a minor
canon  at Oxford, and thence  being invited by him to visit Tangley Hall, it
is impossible to  say. But however they became acquainted the marriage was a
very happy one. The bride  was in her twenty-third year. She was small, with
remarkably small hands  and feet. It is perhaps worth noting  that there was
nothing at all foxy or vixenish in her appearance. On the  contrary, she was
a  more than ordinarily beautiful  and agreeable  woman. Her eyes were  of a
clear hazel but exceptionally brilliant, her hair dark, with a  shade of red
in  it, her skin  brownish, with a  few  dark freckles and little  moles. In
manner she was reserved almost to shyness, but perfectly self-possessed, and
perfectly well-bred.
     She had been strictly brought  up  by a  woman of excellent, principles
and considerable attainments, who died a year or so before the marriage. And
owing to the circumstance that her mother had been dead many years, and  her
father bedridden, and not altogether rational for a  little while before his
death, they had  few visitors but  her  uncle.  He often stopped with them a
month  or  two  at a stretch,  particularly  in  winter, as  he was  fond of
shooting snipe, which  arc plentiful in the valley there. That  she did  not
grow  up a country hoyden  is to  be explained  by  the  strictness  of  her
governess  and the  influence of her  uncle. But perhaps living in so wild A
place gave her some disposition to wildness, even in spite of  her religious
upbringing.  Her old  nurse said: "Miss Silvia was always a little  wild  at
heart,'' though if this was true it was never seen by anyone else except her
husband.
     On  one  of  the first days of the  year 1880, in  the early afternoon,
husband and  wife  went for a  walk in the copse on  the little  hill  above
Rylands.  They were still at this  time  like  lovers in their behaviour and
were always  together. While  they  were walking they  heard the  hounds and
later the huntsman's horn  in the distance. Mr. Tebrick had persuaded her to
hunt  on Boxing Day, but with great difficulty, and she  had not  enjoyed it
(though of hacking she was fond enough).
     Hearing the  hunt,  Mr. Tebrick quickened his  pace  so as to reach the
edge of  the copse, where they might  get a good view  of the hounds if they
came that way. His wife hung back, and he, holding her hand, began almost to
drag her. Before they gained the edge of the copse she suddenly snatched her
hand away from his very violently and cried out, so that he instantly turned
his head.
     Where his wife had  been the moment before was a small  fox, of a  very
bright red. It looked  at him very beseechingly, advanced towards him a pace
or  two,  and he saw  at  once  that his  wife was  looking at him  from the
animal's eyes.  You may well think if  he were aghast: and so maybe  was his
lady  at finding herself  in that  shape,  so  they did nothing  for  nearly
half-an-hour but stare at each other, he bewildered, she asking him with her
eyes  as if indeed she spoke to him: "What am I now become? Have pity on me,
husband, have pity on me for I am your wife."
     So  that with his  gazing on her and knowing her well, even. in such  a
shape,  yet asking  himself  at  every  moment:  "Can  it be she?  Am  I not
dreaming?" and her  beseeching and lastly fawning on him and seeming to tell
him that it was  she indeed, they  came at last together and  he took her in
his  arms. She lay very dose  to him, nestling under his  coat  and  fell to
licking his face, but never taking her eyes from his.
     The husband  alt this  while kept  turning the  thing  in  his head and
gazing  on her,  but he could make no sense of what had  happened, but  only
comforted himself with the hope  that this was  but a momentary  change, and
that presently she would turn  back again  into the  wife that was one flesh
with him.
     One fancy that came  to  him,  because he was so much more like a lover
than a husband, was that  it  was his  fault, and  this because if  anything
dreadful happened he could never blame her but himself for it.
     So they passed a good while, till at last  the  tears  welled up in the
poor  fox's  eyes and  she began weeping  (but quite  in  silence),  and she
trembled too as if she were in a fever. At this he could not contain his own
tears, but sat down on the ground and sobbed for a great while,  but between
his sobs kissing her quite as if she had been a woman, and not caring in his
grief that he was kissing a fox on the muzzle.
     They sat  thus  till it  was getting  near  dusk,  when  he recollected
himself,  and (he next  thing was  that he  must somehow hide her,  and then
bring her home.
     He waited till it  was quite  dark that  he  might the better bring her
into her own house without being seen, and  buttoned her inside his topcoat,
nay, even in  his passion  tearing open his waistcoat and his shirt that she
might like  the  closer  to  his heart. For  when  we are overcome with  the
greatest sorrow we act not like men or women but like children whose comfort
in all their troubles is to press themselves  against their mother's breast,
or if she be not there to hold each other light in one another's arms.
     When it was dark he brought her in with infinite  precautions, yet  not
without  the  dogs  scenting her  after which nothing could  moderate  their
clamour.
     Having got her into the house, the next thing he thought of was to hide
her from the  servants. He carried her to the bedroom in his arms  and  then
went downstairs again.
     Mr. Tebrick had  three  servants  living  in the house, the  cook,  the
parlourmaid, and  an old woman  who had been his wife's nurse. Besides these
women there  was a groom or a gardener  (whichever  you choose to call him),
who was a single man and so lived out, lodging with a labouring family about
half a mile away.
     Mr. Tebrick going downstairs pitched upon the parlourmaid.
     "Janet," says he, "Mrs. Tebrick  and I have had some bad news, and Mrs.
Tebrick was called away  instantly to London and left this afternoon,  and I
am  staying tonight to put our affairs  in  order.  We are  shutting  up the
house, and  I must give you and  Mrs. Brant a month's  wages and ask you  to
leave  tomorrow  morning at seven o'clock. We shall probably go away to  the
Continent, and  I  do  not know when we  shall come  back. Please  tell  the
others, and now get me my tea and bring it into my study on a tray."
     Janet  said  nothing  for she  was  a  shy  girl,  particularly  before
gentlemen, but when she entered the kitchen Mr. Tebrick heard a sudden burst
of conversation with many exclamations from the cook.
     When she came back with his tea, Mr. Tebrick said: "I shall not require
you upstairs. Pack your  own things and tell  James  to  have the waggonette
ready for you by seven o'clock to-morrow morning to take you to the station.
I am busy now, but I will see you again before you go."
     When  she  had gone Mr. Tebrick  took the tray upstairs. For  the first
moment he thought the room was empty, and  his vixen  got away, for he could
see no sign of her anywhere. But after a moment he saw something stirring in
a  corner  of  the  room,  and  then behold! she  came  forth  dragging  her
dressing-gown, into which she had somehow struggled.
     This  must surely have been  a comical sight,  but poor Mr. Tebrick was
altogether too distressed  then or at  any time afterwards to divert himself
at such ludicrous scenes. He only called to her softly:
     "Silvia  Silvia. What do you do there?" And then in a  moment saw
for  himself what  she would be  at, and began  once  more  to blame himself
heartily  because  he had not guessed that  his wife would not like to
go naked, no notwithstanding the shape she was in. Nothing would satisfy him
then  till  he  had clothed her  suitably,  bringing  her  dresses from  the
wardrobe for  her to choose. But as might  have been expected, they were too
big for her now, but at last he picked out a little dressing-jacket that she
was  fond of  wearing sometimes in the  mornings.  It was made of a flowered
silk, trimmed with lace, and the  sleeves short enough to sit  very well  on
her now. White he  tied  the  ribands his poor lady  thanked him with gentle
looks  and not without some modesty and confusion. He  propped  her up in an
armchair with some cushions, and they took tea together, she very delicately
drinking from a saucer and taking bread and butter  from his hands. All this
showed  him, or so he thought, that his wife was still herself; there was so
little  wildness  in  her  demeanour  and  so  much  delicacy  and  decency,
especially in her not wishing to run naked, that he was very much comforted,
and began to fancy they could be happy enough if they could escape the world
and live always alone.
     From  this  too sanguine dream he was  aroused by  hearing the gardener
speaking to the dogs, trying to quiet them, for ever since he had  come with
his  vixen they had been whining, barking and  growling, and  all as he knew
because there was a fox within doors and they would kill it
     He started up now, calling to  the gardener that he would come down  to
the dogs  himself to quiet them, and bade the man go indoors again and leave
it  to him. All this he  said in a dry, compelling kind of  voice which made
the fellow  do as he was  bid, though it was  against his will,  for he  was
curious. Mr.  Tebrick went  downstairs, and taking  his  gun  from the  rack
loaded  it  and  went  out into the yard.  Now there  were  two dogs, one  a
handsome Irish setter that was his wife's  dog (she had brought  it with her
from, Tangley Hall on her marriage); the other was an old fox terrier called
Nelly that he had had ten years or more.
     When  he came  out into  the yard both  dogs saluted him by barking and
whining twice  as much as they did before, the setter jumping up and down at
the end of his chain in a frenzy, and Nelly shivering, wagging her tail, and
looking first  at  her master  and  then at  the house door, where she could
smell the fox right enough.
     There  was  a bright  moon, so that  Mr.  Tebrick could see the dogs as
clearly as could  be. First  he shot his wife's setter dead, and then looked
about  him for Nelly to  give  her the other barrel,  but  he could  see her
nowhere. The bitch  was clean gone, till, looking to see how she had  broken
her chain, he found her lying  hid in the back of her kennel. But that trick
did not save her, for Mr. Tebrick, after trying to pull her out by her chain
and finding it useless  she would not come, thrust the muzzle of
his  gun  into  the  kennel,  pressed  it  into her  body  and  so  shot hen
Afterwards, striking  a match,  he  looked in at her to make certain she was
dead. Then, leaving  the  dogs as they  were,  chained up, Mr. Tebrick  went
indoors  again and found the gardener, who had not yet gone home, gave him a
month's wages in lieu of notice and told him he had a job for him yet 
to bury the two dogs and that he should do it that same night.
     But by all this going  on with so much strangeness and authority on his
part, as it  seemed to  them,  the servants  were much troubled. Hearing the
shots while he was out in the yard his wife's old nurse, or Nanny, ran up to
the bedroom  though she had no business there,  and so opening  the door saw
the poor fox dressed in my lady's little  Jacket lying back in the cushions,
and in such a reverie of woe that she heard nothing.
     Old  Nanny, though she was  not expecting to find  her  mistress there,
having  been  told  that she  was gone  that afternoon to  London,  knew her
instantly, and cried out:
     "Oh, my poor precious I Oh, poor Miss Silvia I What dreadful change  is
this?" Then, seeing her mistress start and look at her, she cried out:
     "But  never fear, my  darling,  it will all  come right, your old Nanny
knows you, it will all come right in the end."
     But though she said this she did not care  to look  again, and kept her
eyes turned away so as not to meet the foxy slit  ones of her  mistress, for
that was too  much  for  her. So she hurried  out soon, fearing to be  found
there by Mr.  Tebrick, and  who  knows, perhaps shot,  like  the  dogs,  for
knowing the secret.
     Mr.  Tebrick  had all this time gone about paying off his  servants and
shooting his dogs as if  he were in a dream. Now he  fortified  himself with
two or three glasses of strong whisky and went to bed, taking his vixen into
his arms, where he slept soundly. Whether she did  or  not is more than I or
anybody else can say.
     In the morning when he woke up they had the place to themselves, for on
his instructions the servants  had  all left first thing: Janet and the cook
to Oxford, where they would try and find new places, and Nanny going back to
the cottage near Tangley, where her son lived, who was the pigman there.
     So with that morning there began what was now to be their ordinary life
together. He would  get up when it  was broad day, and first thing light the
fire downstairs and cook the breakfast, then brush his wife, sponge her with
a damp sponge, then brush her again, in  all this using scent very freely to
hide somewhat her rank odour. When she was dressed he carried her downstairs
and  they had their  breakfast together, she  sitting up to  table with him,
drinking her saucer of tea, and taking her  food from his fingers, or at any
rate being fed by him. She was still fond of the same food that she had been
used to before her transformation,  a lightly boiled egg or  slice of ham, a
piece of buttered  toast or two, with a little quince and apple jam. While I
am on the subject of her food, I should say that reading in the encyclopedia
he  found that  foxes on the  Continent are inordinately fond of grapes, and
that during the autumn season they abandon their ordinary diet for them, and
then grow exceedingly fat and lose their offensive odour.
     This appetite for grapes is so well confirmed by Aesop, and by passages
in the Scriptures, that it is strange Mr. Tebrick should  not have known it.
After reading  this account he wrote to London for a basket of  grapes to be
posted to him twice a week and was rejoiced to  find that the account in the
encyclopedia was true in the most important  of these particulars. His vixen
relished  them exceedingly and  seemed  never to tire  of them, so  that  he
increased his order first from one pound to three pounds and  afterwards  to
five.  Her odour abated so much by this means that he came not  to notice it
at all except sometimes in the mornings before her toilet.
     What helped most to make living  with her bearable for him was that she
understood him perfectly,  yes, every word he said, and though she was
numb she expressed herself very fluently by looks  and signs though never by
the voice.
     Thus he frequently conversed with her, telling her all his thoughts and
hiding nothing from her, and this the more readily because he was very quick
to catch her meaning and her answers.
     "Puss, Puss," he would say to her,  for calling  her  that  had  been a
habit with him always. "Sweet Puss, some men would pity me living alone here
with  you after what has happened, but I would  not change  places while you
were living  with any man for the whole world. Though you are  a fox I would
rather live with you than any woman. I  swear I would, and  that  too if you
were changed to anything." But then,  catching her grave look, he would say:
"Do  you think I Jest on these things, my dear? I do not I swear  to you, my
darling,
     that all my life I will be true  to you, will be faithful, will respect
and reverence  you  who are my wife. And  I wilt do that  not because of any
hope, that God in His mercy  will see fit  to restore your shape, but solely
because I love you. However you may be changed, my love is not."
     Then  anyone  seeing them would have sworn  that  they  were lovers, so
passionately did each look on the other.
     Often  he would  swear to her that the devil might have power  to  work
some miracles,  but that he would find it  beyond him to change his love for
her.
     These passionate speeches, however they  might have struck  his wife in
an ordinary way, now seemed to be  her chief comfort. She would come to him,
put her paw in his hand and look at him with sparkling eyes shining with joy
and gratitude, would pant with eagerness, jump at him and lick his face.
     Now  he had many little  things which  busied him in  the house  
getting his meals, setting the room straight, making  the bed  and so forth.
When he was doing  this housework  it was comical to watch  his vixen. Often
she  was as it were beside herself with vexation  and distress to see him in
his  clumsy way  doing what she could have done so much better had she  been
able. Then, forgetful of the decency and the decorum which she had  at first
imposed  upon  herself  never  to  run  upon  all  fours,  she  followed him
everywhere, and if he did one thing wrong she stopped him and showed him the
way of it When he had forgot the hour for his meal  she would  come  and tug
his  sleeve  and  tell him as  if she  spoke:  "Husband, are we  to have  no
luncheon today?"
     This womanliness in her never failed  to delight him, for it showed she
was still his wife, buried as it were  in the carcase of a beast but  with a
woman's soul. This  encouraged  him so  much  that he  debated  with himself
whether he should not read aloud  to  her, as he often had done formerly. At
last,  since  he  could find no reason against it, he went to the  shelf and
fetched down  a  volume of the "History  of  Clarissa Harlowe," which he had
begun to read aloud to her a few weeks before. He opened the volume where he
had left  off, with  Lovelace's letter after he had spent  the night waiting
fruitlessly in the copse. 
 " Good God! 
 What it now to become of me?
 My feet benumbed by midnight wanderings through the heaviest  dens that
ever  fell; my wig and  my linen dripping with  the hoarfrost dissolving  ??
them!  
  Day  but just breaking  .  . ."  etc. 
 While he read he was
conscious of holding her attention, then after a few pages the story claimed
all his, so that he read on for about half-an-hour without looking  at  her.
When he did so he  saw that she  was  not listening to him, but was watching
something with strange eagerness. Such a  fixed  intent look was on her face
that he was alarmed and  sought the cause of it. Presently he found that her
gaze  was fixed  on the movements of  her pet  dove  which  was  in its cage
hanging in the window.
     He  spoke  to  her, but  she seemed displeased, so  he  laid  "Clarissa
Harlowe" aside. Nor did he ever repeat the experiment of reading to her.
     Yet that same evening, as he happened to be looking through his writing
table drawer with Puss beside  him looking over his elbow, she spied a  pack
of cards, and  then he was forced to pick them out to please her, then  draw
them  from  their case. At  last, trying first  one  thing, then another, he
found  that  what she was after was  to play piquet  with him. They had some
difficulty at first in contriving for her to hold her cards and then to play
them,  but  this was  at last  overcome  by  his stacking them for  her on a
sloping  board,  after  which she could flip  them out very neatly  with her
claws as she wanted to play them. When  they had overcome this  trouble they
played three games, and most heartily she seemed to enjoy them. Moreover she
won all three of them.  After this they often  played a quiet game of piquet
together,  and cribbage too.  I  should say that  in  marking  the points at
cribbage on the board he always moved  her pegs for her as  well as his own,
for she could not handle them or set them in the holes.
     The weather, which had been  damp and misty, with frequent downpours of
rain, improved very much in  the following  week, and, as often  happens  in
January,  there were several days  with  the sun shining, no wind and  light
frosts at night, these frosts becoming more intense as the days went on till
bye and bye they began to think of snow.
     With  this  spell of fine  weather it  was but natural that Mr. Tebrick
should think of taking his vixen out of doors. This was something he had not
yet done, both because of  the damp rainy  weather up till then  and because
the mere  notion  of taking her out filled him  with alarm. Indeed he had so
many  apprehensions beforehand that at one lime he resolved totally  against
it For his mind was filled not only with the fear that she might escape from
him and  run away,  which he knew was  groundless,  but  with more  rational
visions, such as wandering curs, traps,  gins, spring guns, besides  a dread
of being seen with her by the neighbourhood. At  last however he resolved on
it, and all the more as his vixen kept asking him in the gentlest way:
     "Might she not  go out into  the  garden?" Yet she always listened very
submissively when  he told her that he was afraid if they were seen together
it would excite the  curiosity  of their neighbours;  besides this, he often
told her  of his fears for her on account of dogs.  But one day she answered
this by leading him into the hall and pointing boldly to his gun. After this
he resolved to take her, though with  full precautions.  That is he left the
house door open so that in case of need she could beat a swift retreat, then
he took his gun under his  arm, and lastly he had her  well  wrapped up in a
little fur jacket lest she should take cold.
     He  would  have  carried  her  too, but that she  delicately disengaged
herself from his  arms and looked at him very  expressively  to say that she
would go by herself. For already  her first  horror of being seen to go upon
all fours was worn off;
     reasoning no doubt upon it,  that either  she must resign herself to go
that way or else stay bed-ridden all the rest of her life.
     Her Joy at going into  the garden was inexpressible. First she ran this
way, then  that,  though keeping always  close to him,  looking very sharply
with ears  cocked forward  first at one thing, then another  and then  up to
catch his eye.
     For some time indeed she was almost dancing with delight, running round
him, then forward a  yard or two, then back to him and gambolling beside him
as they went round the garden. But in spite of her joy she was full of fear.
At every noise, a cow lowing, a cock crowing, or a ploughman in the distance
hallooing to scare the rook",  she  started, her cars  pricked to  catch the
sound,  her  muzzle wrinkled  up and her nose  twitched, and she  would then
press herself against his legs. They walked round the garden and down to the
pond  where  there were  ornamental  waterfowl,  teal, widgeon and  mandarin
ducks, and seeing these again gave her great  pleasure. They had always been
her favourites, and  now she was so overjoyed to see them that  she  behaved
with very little of her usual self-restraint. First she stared at them, then
bouncing  up to  her husband's knee sought to kindle an equal  excitement in
his mind. Whilst she rested her  paws  on his knee she turned her head again
and again towards  the ducks as though she could not take her eyes off them,
and then ran down before him to the water's edge.
     But  her  appearance   threw  the  ducks  into  the  utmost  degree  of
consternation. Those on shore or near the bank swam or flew to the centre of
the pond,  and there huddled in a bunch; and then, swimming round and round,
they began such.  a quacking that Mr. Tebrick was nearly deafened. As I have
before  said,  nothing  in  the  ludicrous  way  that   arose  out  of   the
metamorphosis of his wife (and such incidents were  plentiful) ever stood  a
chance of being smiled at by him. So in this case, too, for  realising, that
the  silly ducks  thought  his wife a fox indeed  and were alarmed  on  that
account  he  found painful  that spectacle  which to  others might have been
amusing.
     Not  so his vixen, who appeared if anything more pleased than ever when
she saw in what a commotion she had set  them, and  began cutting a thousand
pretty capers.  Though at first  he  called  to  her to  come back  and walk
another way, Mr. Tebrick was  overborne by her  pleasure and sat down, while
she  frisked around  him  happier far  than he had seen her  ever  since the
change. First  she ran up to him in a laughing way, all smiles, and then ran
down again to the water's edge and began  frisking and  frolicking,  chasing
her own brush, dancing on  her  hind legs  even,  and rolling on the ground,
then fell to running in circles, but all this without paying any heed to the
ducks.
     But they, with their necks craned out all pointing one way, swam to and
fro in the middle  of the pond, never stopping their quack, quack quack, and
keeping lime too, for they all quacked in chorus. Presently she came further
away from the  pond, and he, thinking they had  had  enough  of this sort of
entertainment, laid hold of her and said to her:
     "Come, Silvia, my dear, it is  growing  cold, and it  is time  we  went
indoors.  I am sure taking the air has done you a world of good, but we must
not linger any more."
     She appeared  then  to agree with him,  though she threw  half a glance
over her shoulder at the ducks, and they both walked soberly  enough towards
the house.
     When they  had gone about halfway  she suddenly  slipped  round and was
off. He turned quickly and saw the ducks had been following them.
     So she drove them  before  her back into the pond, the ducks running in
terror  from her with their  wings spread, and she not pressing them, for he
saw  that had she been so minded she could  have  caught two or three of the
nearest. Then, with her brush  waving above her, she came gambolling back to
him so playfully that he stroked her indulgently, though he was first vexed,
and then rather puzzled that his wife should amuse herself with such pranks.
     But when they got within doors he picked her up in his arms, kissed her
and spoke to her.
     "Silvia,  what a light-hearted childish creature you are.  Your courage
under misfortune shall be a lesson to me, but I cannot, I cannot bear to see
it."
     Here the tears  stood suddenly in his  eyes, and  he lay  down upon the
ottoman  and  wept, paying no heed to her until presently  he was aroused by
her licking his check and his ear.
     After  tea she led  him  to the drawing-room and scratched at the  door
still, he opened it, for this was part  of the house which he  had shut  up,
thinking three or four rooms enough for them now, and to save the dusting of
it. Then it seemed she would have him play to her on the pianoforte: she led
him to it, nay, what is more, she would herself pick out the music he was to
play.  First it  was a fugue of Handel's, then  one  of  Mendelssohn's Songs
Without  Words, and  then  "The Diver,"  and  then  music from  Gilbert  and
Sullivan; but  each  piece of music she  picked  out was gayer than the last
one. Thus they sat happily engrossed for perhaps an hour in the candle light
until the extreme cold in that unwarmed room stopped his  playing and  drove
them downstairs to the fire. Thus did she admirably comfort her husband when
he was dispirited.
     Yet next morning when he woke he  was distressed when he found that she
was  not in  the bed with  him  but was  lying curled up at the  foot of it.
During breakfast  she  hardly listened when he spoke, and  then impatiently,
but sat staring at the dove.
     Mr. Tebrick  sat silently looking out of window for  some time, then he
took out  his pocket-book; in it there was a  photograph of  his wife  taken
soon after their  wedding.  Now  he  gazed  and gazed  upon  those  familiar
features, and now he lifted his head and looked at the animal before him. He
laughed then bitterly,  the  first and  last  time  for that matter that Mr.
Tebrick ever laughed  at his  wife's transformation, for  he  was  not  very
humorous. But this laugh was sour  and painful  to him. Then he  tore up the
photograph into little pieces, and scattered them  out of the window, saying
to himself:
     "Memories will not help me here," and turning to the vixen  he saw that
she  was still staring at the caged  bird, and as he looked he  saw her lick
her chops.
     He  took the  bird into the next room,  then acting  suddenly  upon the
impulse, he opened the cage door and set it free, saying as he did so:
     "Go, poor  bird! Fly from this wretched  house while you still remember
your mistress who fed  you from  her coral lips. You arc not a fit plaything
for her  now. Farewell,  poor  bird!  Farewell I  Unless," he  added with  a
melancholy smile, "you return with good tidings like Noah's dove."
     But, poor gentleman, his troubles were not over yet, and indeed one may
say (hat he  ran to meet them by his constant supposing that his lady should
still be the same to a tittle in her behaviour now that she was changed into
a fox.
     Without making any unwarrantable  suppositions as  to her soul or  what
had now become of  it (though  we could  find  a good deal to the purpose on
that point  in the system of Paracelsus), let us consider  only how much the
change in her  body must needs affect her ordinary conduct So that before we
judge too  harshly  of this  unfortunate  lady, we  must  reflect  upon  the
physical necessities and infirmities and appetites of her new condition, and
we must magnify the fortitude of  her mind which  enabled her to behave with
decorum, cleanliness and decency in spite of her new situation.
     Thus she  might have been expected to befoul her room,  yet never could
anyone, whether man or beast, have shown more nicety in such matters. But at
luncheon Mr. Tebrick  helped her to a wing of chicken, and leaving  the room
for  a minute to  fetch some  water which  he  had forgot, found  her at his
return on the table crunching the very bones.  He stood silent, dismayed and
wounded  to  the  heart  at  this  sight.  For we  roust  observe that  this
unfortunate husband thought always of his vixen as  that gentle and delicate
woman she had lately been, So that whenever his vixen's  conduct went beyond
that which he expected in his wife he was, as it were, cut to the quick, and
no kind of  agony could be  greater to  him  than  to  see  her thus  forget
herself. On this account it may indeed  be regretted  that Mrs. Tebrick  had
been  so exactly  well-bred, and in  particular that her  table  manners had
always been  scrupulous.  Had  she  been in the  habit,  like  a continental
princess  I  have dined with, of taking her leg  of chicken by the drumstick
and  gnawing  the  flesh,  it had been  far  better for him now. But as  her
manners had  been perfect, so the lapse of them was proportionately  painful
to him. Thus  in this instance he stood as it were in  silent agony till she
had  finished her hideous  crunching  of  the chicken bones and had devoured
every  scrap. Then  he  spoke  to her  gently, taking  her on to  his  knee.
stroking her fur and fed her with a few grapes, saying to her;
     "Silvia, Silvia, is it so  hard for  you? Try and remember the past, my
darling, and by living with me we will quite forget that you are no longer a
woman. Surely this affliction will pass soon, as suddenly as it came, and it
will all seem to us like an evil dream."
     Yet  though she appeared  perfectly sensible of  his words and gave him
sorrowful and  penitent looks like her  old  self,  that lame  afternoon, on
taking her out, he had all the difficulty  in  the world  to  keep her  from
going near the ducks.
     There  came  to him then a  thought that was very disagreeable  to him,
namely,  that  he  dare not trust his wife alone with any bird or she  would
kill it. And this  was the more shocking  to him to think of  since it meant
that he durst not trust her as much as a dog even. For we may trust dogs who
are  familiars, with all the household  pels; nay more, we can put them upon
trust  with anything and know they will not touch it,  not  even if  they be
starving. But things  were  come to such a pass with his vixen that he dared
not  in his heart trust  her at all. Yet she was still in many ways  so much
more woman than fox  that he could talk to her on any subject and she  would
understand  him,  better  far than  the  oriental  women  who  are  kept  in
subjection can ever  understand their masters unless  they  converse  on the
most trifling household topics.
     Thus  she understood  excellently well  the  importance  and  duties of
religion. She  would listen with  approval in  the evening when he  said the
Lord's Prayer, and was rigid in her observance of  the Sabbath.  Indeed, the
next day  being Sunday  he, thinking no harm,  proposed their usual  game of
piquet, but  no, she would not play. Mr. Tebrick, not understanding at first
what she meant, though he was usually very quick with her, he proposed it to
her again, which she again refused, and this time, to show her meaning, made
the sign of the cross with her  paw. This exceedingly rejoiced and comforted
him in his distress.  He begged  her pardon, and  fervently thanked God  for
having so good a wife, who, in  spite of all,  knew  more of her duty to God
than he did. But hero I must  warn the reader from  inferring that she was a
papist because she then made the sign of the cross. She made that sign to my
thinking only on compulsion because  she could not express herself except in
that way.  For she had been brought up  as a true  Protestant, and  that she
still was one is confirmed by  her objection to cards, which would have been
less than nothing to her had she been a papist Yet that evening, taking  her
into  the drawing room so that he might play her some sacred music, he found
her  after some  time cowering away from him  in the farthest corner  of the
room, her ears flattened  back and an expression of the  greatest anguish in
her eyes. When he spoke to her she  licked his hand, but  remained shivering
for a long time at his feet and showed the clearest symptoms of terror if he
so much as moved towards the piano.
     On seeing this and recollecting how ill the ears of a dog can bear with
our music, and how this  dislike might be expected to be  even  greater in a
fox,  all of  whose  senses  are more  acute  from  being  a  wild creature,
recollecting this he closed the piano and taking her in his arms, locked  up
the room and never went into it  again. He could not help marvelling though,
since  it was but two days after  she  had herself  led him there,  and even
picked out for him to play and sing those pieces which were her favourites.
     That night she would not sleep with him, neither in the  bed nor on it,
so that he was forced to let her  curl herself up on the  floor. But neither
would she sleep there, for several times she woke him by trotting around the
room, and once when he had got sound asleep by springing on the bed and then
off it, so that he  woke  with a violent start and  cried  out,  but  got no
answer  cither,  except hearing  her  trolling  round  and  round  the room.
Presently  he imagines  to  himself  that  she must want  something, and  so
fetches her food and water, but she never so much as  looks at it, but still
goes on her rounds, every now and then scratching at the door.
     Though he spoke to her, calling her by her name,  she would pay no heed
to him, or else only for the moment. At last he gave her  up and said to her
plainly; "The fit is on you now, Silvia, to be a fox, but  I shall keep  you
close and in the morning you will recollect yourself and thank me for having
kept you now."
     So he lay down  again, but not to  sleep, only  to listen to  his  wife
running about  the room and trying to get out of it. Thus he spent  what was
perhaps the most miserable  night of his  existence. In the  morning she was
still  rest