Сирилл Паркинсон. Закон Паркинсона (engl)
     PARKINSON'S LAW
     [AND OTHER STUDIES IN ADMINISTRATION]
     BY
     C. Northcote Parkinson
     Raffles Professor of History
     University of Malaya
     ILLUSTRATED BY
     Robert C. Osborn
     HOUGHTON MIFFLIN COMPANY, BOSTON
     SEVENTEENTH PRINTING
     (c) 1957 by C. Northcote Parkinson
     The Riverside Press
     Cambridge - Massachusetts
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     Printed in the U.S.A.
     for Ann
        PREFACE
     TO THE  VERY YOUNG,  to schoolteachers, as  also  to those who  compile
textbooks about  constitutional history, politics, and current  affairs, the
world  is  a more or  less rational  place. They visualize  the election  of
representatives,  freely chosen  from  among those  the people  trust.  They
picture  the process by which the wisest and  best of these become ministers
of  state.  They  imagine  how  captains  of  industry,  freely  elected  by
shareholders, choose  for managerial  responsibility those  who have  proved
their ability in a humbler role. Books  exist  in which  assumptions such as
these  are  boldly stated or tacitly implied. To those, on the  other  hand,
with  any  experience of affairs, these  assumptions  are  merely ludicrous.
Solemn conclaves  of  the  wise and good are  mere figments of the teacher's
mind. It is salutary, therefore, if an occasional warning is uttered on this
subject.  Heaven  forbid that students should  cease  to read  books  on the
science of  public or  business  administration-- provided  only that  these
works are classified as fiction. Placed  between the novels of Rider Haggard
and H.  G. Wells,  intermingled with volumes about ape  men and space ships,
these  textbooks could harm  no one.  Placed  elsewhere, vii among  works of
reference, they can do more damage than might at first sight seem possible.
     Dismayed to  realize what other people  suppose to  be the truth  about
civil servants or building plans,  I have occasionally tried to provide, for
those interested,  a glimpse of reality.  The reader of discrimination  will
guess that these glimpses of the truth are based  on no ordinary experience.
In   the   expectation,   moreover,   that  some  readers  will  have   less
discrimination  than  others, I  have been  careful  to  hint, occasionally,
casually, at the vast amount of research upon which my theories are founded.
Let the reader picture  to himself  the  wall  charts, card  index cabinets,
calculating machines, slide rules, and reference works that  may  be thought
the indispensable background to a  study  such  as  this. Let  him  then  be
assured that the reality dwarfs all his imagining, and that the truths  here
revealed are the work not merely of an admittedly gifted individual but of a
vast and costly research establishment.  An occasional  reader may feel that
more  detailed  description should have been  given  of the  experiments and
calculations upon  which these theories rest. Let him reflect, however, that
a volume so elaborate would take longer to read and cost more to buy.
     While it is  undeniable that  each  one  of  these  essays embodies the
results from years of  patient investigation,  it must  not be supposed that
all  has yet been told. The  recent discovery in  a certain field of warfare
that the  number  of the  enemy killed varies inversely with  the number  of
generals on one's own side has  opened a whole new  field of research. A new
significance  has  been  quite  recently attributed to  the  illegibility of
signatures,  the  attempt  being  made  to fix  the  point in  a  successful
executive career at viii  which  the handwriting becomes meaningless even to
the  executive  himself.  New developments  occur  almost  daily,  making it
virtually certain  that later editions of this work will  quickly  supersede
the first.
     I  wish  to  thank the  editors  who have  given  permission to reprint
certain  of these  essays.  Pride of place  must  go to the  editor  of  The
Economist,  the  journal  in  which  Parkinson's  law was  first revealed to
mankind. To the  same editor I  am  indebted for  permission to  reprint the
essay on "Directors and Councils," as also that  on "Pension Point." Certain
of the other articles have also appeared previously in Harper's Magazine and
The Reporter.
     To  the artist,  Robert C. Osborn, I am  deeply grateful for  adding  a
touch of frivolity to a work that might otherwise have seemed too  technical
for  the  general  reader.  To  the  publishers  I  am  indebted  for  their
encouragement,  without which I should have  attempted little  and  achieved
still less. Last  of all, I place on  record the gratitude I feel toward the
higher mathematician with whose science the  reader is  occasionally blinded
and to whom (but for other reasons) this book is dedicated.
     C. NORTHCOTE PARKINSON
     Singapore
     1957
CONTENTS
     
   |  |    | 
 | Preface |   vii   | 
| 1. | 
Parkinson's Law,
     or The Rising Pyramid  |  2  | 
| 2. |  The Will of the People,
     or Annual General Meeting  |  14  | 
| 3. |  High Finance,
     or The Point of Vanishing Interest  |  24  | 
| 4. |  Directors and
Councils,
     or Coefficient of Inefficiency  |  33  | 
| 5. |  The Short List,
     or Principles of Selection  |  45  | 
| 6. |  Plans and Plants,
     or The Administration Block  |  59  | 
| 7. |  Personality Screen,
     or The Cocktail Formula  |  70  | 
| 8. |  Injelititis,
     or Palsied Paralysis  |  78  | 
| 9. |  Palm Thatch to Packard,
     or A Formula for Success  |  91  | 
| 10. |  Pension Point,
     or The Age of Retirement  |  101  | 
     xi
1. PARKINSON'S LAW, OR THE RISING PYRAMID
     WORK EXPANDS  so as  to fill  the time available  for  its  completion.
General recognition  of this fact is shown  in the proverbial phrase  "It is
the busiest man who has time to spare." Thus, an elderly lady of leisure can
spend the entire day  in writing and dispatching a  postcard to her niece at
Bognor  Regis. An  hour will be  spent  in finding the postcard,  another in
hunting  for spectacles, half an hour in a search for  the address,  an hour
and a quarter in composition, and twenty minutes  in deciding whether or not
to take an umbrella when going to the mailbox in the next street.  The total
effort  that would occupy a busy man  for three minutes all told may in this
fashion leave another  person prostrate  after a  day of doubt, anxiety, and
toil.
     Granted  that work (and especially  paperwork) is thus  elastic  in its
demands on time, it is manifest that there need be little or no relationship
between the work  to be done and the  size of the staff to which  it  may be
assigned. A lack of real activity does not, of necessity, result in leisure.
A lack of occupation is not necessarily revealed by a manifest idleness. The
thing to be done swells in importance and complexity in a  direct ratio with
the time to be spent. This fact 2 is widely  recognized,  but less attention
has been paid to its  wider  implications, more  especially in the  field of
public  administration.  Politicians  and  taxpayers   have   assumed  (with
occasional  phases of  doubt)  that  a rising total in the  number  of civil
servants  must  reflect a growing  volume  of work to  be done.  Cynics,  in
questioning  this  belief,  have  3  imagined  that  the  multiplication  of
officials must have left  some  of them idle or all of them able to work for
shorter hours. But this is a  matter in which  faith and doubt seem  equally
misplaced. The fact is that the number  of the officials and the quantity of
the work are  not  related to each other at  all.  The rise  in the total of
those  employed is  governed by Parkinson's Law  and would  be much the same
whether the  volume  of  the  work  were  to  increase,  diminish,  or  even
disappear. The  importance  of Parkinson's Law lies in the fact that it is a
law of  growth based upon an analysis of the factors by which that growth is
controlled.
     The  validity  of  this  recently  discovered law must  rest mainly  on
statistical  proofs, which  will  follow.  Of  more interest to the  general
reader is the explanation of  the factors underlying the general tendency to
which   this  law  gives  definition.  Omitting  technicalities  (which  are
numerous) we  may distinguish  at the outset two  motive forces. They can be
represented  for  the present  purpose  by  two almost axiomatic statements,
thus: (1) "An  official wants to multiply  subordinates, not rivals" and (2)
"Officials make work for each other."
     To comprehend Factor 1,  we must picture a civil servant, called A, who
finds  himself overworked.  Whether this overwork is  real  or imaginary  is
immaterial,  but we should observe,  in  passing,  that  A's  sensation  (or
illusion)  might  easily  result from  his own decreasing  energy:  a normal
symptom of middle age. For this real or imagined overwork there are, broadly
speaking, three possible remedies.  He may resign; he  may ask to halve  the
work  with  a colleague  called  B;  he  may  demand the assistance  of  two
subordinates, to be called  C  and  D. There  is probably no  instance 4  in
history,  however,  of  A  choosing  any  but  the  third  alternative.   By
resignation he would lose his pension rights. By having B appointed,  on his
own level in the  hierarchy,  he would merely bring in a rival for promotion
to W's vacancy when W (at long last) retires.  So  A would rather have C and
D, junior men, below him. They will add to his consequence  and, by dividing
the work into two categories, as  between C and D, he will have the merit of
being the only man who  comprehends them both. It is essential to realize at
this  point that C and  D are, as it were,  inseparable. To  appoint C alone
would have been impossible. Why? Because C, if by himself, would  divide the
work with A and so assume almost the equal status that  has been  refused in
the  first  instance  to  B; a status the more  emphasized if C  is A's only
possible successor. Subordinates must  thus number two  or  more, each being
thus kept in order by fear of the other's  promotion.  When  C  complains in
turn of being overworked (as he certainly will) A will, with the concurrence
of C,  advise the appointment of  two assistants to help C. But he can  then
avert  internal  friction  only  by  advising  the  appointment of two  more
assistants to help D, whose position is much the same. With this recruitment
of E, F, G, and H the promotion of A is now practically certain.
     Seven officials are now doing what one did before. This is where Factor
2  comes  into operation. For these  seven  make so much work for each other
that all  are fully occupied and A is actually  working harder than ever. An
incoming document  may well  come before each  of them  in turn.  Official E
decides  that it falls  within  the province  of F, who places a draft reply
before C,  who amends it drastically before consulting D, who asks G to deal
with it. But G goes 5 on leave at this  point, handing the  file over to  H,
who drafts a minute  that is signed by D and returned to C,  who revises his
draft accordingly and lays the new version before A.
     What  does  A  do?  He  would  have every excuse  for signing the thing
unread, for he has many other matters on his mind. Knowing now that he is to
succeed W next year, he has to  decide whether C or D should succeed  to his
own office. He had  to agree to G's going  on leave even if not yet strictly
entitled  to it. He is worried whether H should not  have gone  instead, for
reasons of  health.  He has  looked  pale recently--  partly but  not solely
because of his domestic  troubles. Then there is the business of F's special
increment of salary for the period of the conference and E's application for
transfer  to the Ministry of Pensions. A has heard that D is in love  with a
married typist and  that G  and  F are no longer on speaking  terms-- no one
seems  to know why. So A might be  tempted to sign C's  draft and  have done
with it. But A is a conscientious man. Beset  as he is with problems created
by his  colleagues for  themselves and for him-- created by the mere fact of
these officials' existence-- he  is not the man  to shirk his duty. He reads
through the draft with care, deletes the fussy paragraphs  added by C and H,
and restores the thing back to the  form preferred in the first  instance by
the able (if quarrelsome) F. He corrects  the English-- none of  these young
men can write grammatically-- and  finally produces the same reply  he would
have written if officials C to H had never been born. Far  more  people have
taken far longer to produce the same  result. No one has been idle. All have
done  their best. And it is late  in the evening before A finally quits  his
office and begins  the return journey to  Ealing. The  last of 6 the  office
lights are  being  turned  off in the gathering dusk  that marks  the end of
another day's administrative  toil. Among the last to leave, A reflects with
bowed shoulders and a wry smile that late hours, like gray hairs,  are among
the penalties of success.
     From this  description of the factors at  work the student of political
science  will recognize  that  administrators  are  more or  less  bound  to
multiply. Nothing  has  yet  been said,  however, about  the  period of time
likely to elapse between the date of A's appointment and the date from which
we can calculate the pensionable  service  of H. Vast masses of  statistical
evidence  have  been collected and  it is from  a study of  this  data  that
Parkinson's Law has been deduced.  Space will not allow of detailed analysis
but the reader will be interested to know that research began in the British
Navy Estimates. These  were chosen because the  Admiralty's responsibilities
are  more easily measurable  than those  of, say,  the  Board  of Trade. The
question  is  merely one  of  numbers  and  tonnage.  Here  are some typical
figures. The Strength of the Navy in 1914 could be shown as 146,000 officers
and men, 3249 dockyard officials and clerks, and 57,000 dockyard workmen. By
1928 there  were only 100,000 officers and men and  only 62,439 workmen, but
the dockyard officials and clerks  by  then numbered  4558. As for warships,
the strength in 1928 was a mere fraction of what it had been in 1914-- fewer
than  20 capital  ships  in commission as  compared  with  62. Over the same
period the  Admiralty officials had increased in number  from 2000 to  3569,
providing (as was remarked) "a magnificent navy on  land." These figures are
more clearly set forth in tabular form. 7
     ADMIRALTY  STATISTICS  |   Year    |   Capital  ships  in
commission  |  Officers and men in R.N.  |  Dockyard workers  |  Dockyard
officials  and  clerks   |   Admiralty officials  | 
|  1914  |  62
 |  146,000  |  57,000  |  3249  |  2000  | 
|  1928  |  20  | 
100,000  |  62,439  |  4558  |  3569   | 
|  Increase  or Decrease
 |  -67.74%  |  -31.5%  |  +9.54%  |  +40.28%  |  +78.45%  | 
     The criticism voiced  at  the time centered  on the ratio  between  the
numbers  of  those  available for  fighting  and  those available  only  for
administration. But that comparison is  not  to the present purpose. What we
have to note is that the 2000 officials of 1914 had become the 3569 of 1928;
and that this growth was  unrelated to any possible increase in  their work.
The Navy  during that period had diminished, in point of fact, by a third in
men and  two-thirds in  ships. Nor, from 1922  onward, was its strength even
expected to increase; for its total of ships (unlike its total of officials)
was limited by the Washington Naval Agreement  of  that year.  Here we  have
then a 78 per cent  increase over a period of  fourteen years; an average of
5.6 per cent increase a year on the earlier total. In fact, as we shall see,
the rate of increase was not as regular as that. All we have to consider, at
this stage, is the percentage rise over a given period.
     Can this rise  in the  total number  of civil servants be accounted for
except  on the  assumption  that such  a  total  must  always  rise by a law
governing its growth? It  might be urged at this point that the period under
discussion 8 9 was one  of rapid  development in naval technique. The use of
the flying  machine was  no  longer  confined  to  the eccentric. Electrical
devices were being multiplied  and  elaborated. Submarines were tolerated if
not  approved.  Engineer  officers were beginning to  be  regarded as almost
human. In  so revolutionary  an age we might expect that storekeepers  would
have more elaborate inventories to compile. We might not wonder to see  more
draughtsmen on the payroll, more designers, more technicians and scientists.
But these, the  dockyard officials, increased only by  40 per cent in number
when the men of Whitehall increased  their total by nearly 80 per cent.  For
every  new foreman or electrical engineer at Portsmouth there  had to be two
more  clerks  at Charing  Cross. From this we  might be tempted to conclude,
provisionally, that the  rate of increase in administrative staff is  likely
to be double that of the technical staff at  a time when the actually useful
strength (in this case, of seamen) is being reduced by 31.5 per cent. It has
been proved statistically, however, that this last percentage is irrelevant.
The officials would  have  multiplied at the  same rate had  there  been  no
actual seamen at all.
     It  would  be interesting to  follow the further  progress by which the
8118 Admiralty staff of 1935 came to number 33,788 by 1954. But the staff of
the  Colonial Office affords  a  better field  of study during a  period  of
imperial decline. Admiralty statistics are  complicated by factors (like the
Fleet Air Arm) that make  comparison difficult as between one  year and  the
next. The Colonial  Office growth is  more significant  in that  it  is more
purely administrative. Here the relevant statistics are as follows: 10
 |  1935   |   1939  |  1943  |  1947  |  1954  | 
|  372
 |  450  |  817  |  1139  |  1661  | 
     Before showing  what the rate of increase is, we must observe  that the
extent  of this department's responsibilities was  far from  constant during
these twenty  years. The colonial territories were  not much altered in area
or  population between 1935  and 1939. They were  considerably diminished by
1943, certain areas being in enemy hands. They were increased again in 1947,
but have since then shrunk steadily from year to year as successive colonies
achieve self-government.  It would be rational to suppose that these changes
in  the scope of Empire  would  be  reflected  in  the  size of its  central
administration. But  a  glance at the figures  is enough to convince us that
the  staff  totals represent  nothing but  so many stages  in an  inevitable
increase.  And  this increase, although  related to that observed  in  other
departments, has nothing to  do with  the  size-- or even the existence-- of
the Empire.  What are the percentages of increase? We must ignore, for  this
purpose,  the  rapid  increase in staff  which accompanied the diminution of
responsibility during World  War II.  We should note rather,  the  peacetime
rates of  increase: over 5.24 per cent between 1935 and  1939, and  6.55 per
cent between  1947 and 1954. This gives an average increase of 5.89 per cent
each year, a  percentage  markedly  similar  to  that  already found  in the
Admiralty staff increase between 1914 and 1928.
     Further and  detailed statistical analysis of departmental staffs would
be inappropriate in such a work as this. It 11 is hoped, however, to reach a
tentative conclusion regarding the time  likely to  elapse  between a  given
official's first appointment and the  later  appointment of his two  or more
assistants.
     Dealing with the problem of pure staff accumulation, all our researches
so far completed  point  to  an average  increase of 5.75 per cent per year.
This fact established, it  now becomes possible to state  Parkinson's Law in
mathematical form: In  any  public administrative department not actually at
war, the staff increase may be expected to follow this formula--
x=(2km+l)/n
k is  the  number  of  staff seeking promotion  through  the appointment  of
subordinates;  l represents the  difference between the ages  of appointment
and retirement; m is the  number of man-hours devoted to  answering  minutes
within  the  department;  and  n is the  number  of  effective  units  being
administered.  x  will  be  the  number  of  new  staff  required each year.
Mathematicians will realize, of course, that to find the percentage increase
they  must multiply x by 100 and  divide by the total  of the previous year,
thus:
100 (2km+l)/y n %
where  y represents  the  total original staff.  This figure will invariably
prove  to be  between 5.17  per cent and 6.56 per cent, irrespective of  any
variation in the amount of work (if any) to be done. 12
     The discovery of this formula and of the general principles  upon which
it is based has, of course, no political value. No attempt  has been made to
inquire whether departments ought to grow in  size. Those who hold that this
growth  is  essential to  gain full employment are  fully entitled  to their
opinion. Those who doubt the stability of an economy based upon reading each
other's  minutes are equally  entitled  to  theirs.  It  would  probably  be
premature to attempt at this stage  any inquiry into the quantitative  ratio
that should exist between the administrators and the administered.  Granted,
however, that  a  maximum ratio  exists,  it  should  soon  be  possible  to
ascertain by formula  how many years will  elapse before that  ratio, in any
given  community,  will be  reached. The forecasting  of such a result  will
again  have  no  political value. Nor can it be sufficiently emphasized that
Parkinson's  Law is a purely  scientific  discovery, inapplicable  except in
theory to the politics of the day. It is not the business of the botanist to
eradicate  the weeds. Enough  for him  if  he can tell us just how fast they
grow. 13
        2. THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE, OR ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING
     WE  ARE  ALL  familiar with the basic difference  between  English  and
French   parliamentary  institutions;  copied  respectively  by  such  other
assemblies as derive from each. We all realize that this main difference has
nothing to do with national temperament, but stems from their seating plans.
The British, being brought up on team games, enter their House of Commons in
the spirit of those who would rather be doing something else. If they cannot
be playing golf or tennis, they can at least pretend that politics is a game
with very  similar rules. But for this  device, Parliament would arouse even
less interest  than it does. So the British instinct is to form two opposing
teams, with  referee  and linesmen, and let them  debate until  they exhaust
themselves. The House  of Commons  is so arranged that the individual Member
is practically compelled  to take one side or the other before he knows what
the arguments are, or even  (in some  cases) before he  knows the subject of
the dispute. His training from birth has been to play for his side, and this
saves him from any undue mental effort. Sliding  into a seat toward the  end
of a speech, he knows exactly how to take up the argument from the  point it
has 14 reached. If the speaker is on  his own side of the House, he will say
"Hear, hear!" If he is on the opposite side, he can  safely say  "Shame!" or
merely "Oh!" At some later stage  he may have time  to ask his neighbor what
the debate is supposed  to be about. Strictly speaking, however, there is no
need for him to do this.  He  knows enough in any case not to kick into  his
own  goal.  The men  who  sit  opposite  are entirely wrong  and  all  their
arguments  are so much drivel. The men on his own side are statesmanlike, by
contrast,  and their speeches a  singular blend  of  wisdom, eloquence,  and
moderation. Nor does it make the slightest difference whether he learned his
politics at Harrow or in following the fortunes  of Aston Villa.  In  either
school he will have learned when to cheer and when to groan. But the British
system depends entirely on  its  seating plan. If  the benches did not  face
each other,  no one  could  tell truth from falsehood-- wisdom  from folly--
unless indeed  15 by listening to it all. But to  listen to it all would  be
ridiculous, for half the speeches must of necessity be nonsense.
     In  France the initial mistake was made  of seating the representatives
in a semicircle, all facing  the  chair. The  resulting confusion  could  be
imagined if it were  not notorious. No real opposing  teams could be  formed
and no  one  could  tell  (without  listening)  which argument  was the more
cogent.  There  was the further handicap of  all  the  proceedings  being in
French--  an  example  the United States wisely refused to  follow. But  the
French  system is  bad enough even  when the linguistic difficulty does  not
arise. Instead  of having two sides, one in  the right and  the other in the
wrong-- so that the  issue is  clear  from  the  outset-- the French form  a
multitude of  teams  facing  in  all  directions.  With the  field  in  such
confusion, the game cannot even begin. Basically  their  representatives are
of the Right  or  of  the  Left, according  to where  they  sit.  This is  a
perfectly  sound scheme. The French have not gone to the extreme of  seating
people in alphabetical order. But the semicircular chamber allows of  subtle
distinctions between the various degrees of tightness and leftness. There is
none of the clear-cut  British distinction between rightness and  wrongness.
One deputy  is  described, politically, as to the left of Monsieur Untel but
well to the  right of Monsieur Quelquechose. What is anyone to make of that?
What  should  we  make  of  it even in  English? What do  they  make  of  it
themselves? The answer is, "Nothing."
     All this is generally known. What is less generally recognized is  that
the paramount importance of the seating 16 plan applies to  other assemblies
and meetings, international, national, and local.  It applies,  moreover, to
meetings round a table such as occur at a Round Table Conference. A moment's
thought  will  convince us that a Square Table Conference would be something
totally  different  and  a Long Table  Conference would be  different again.
These differences do  not  merely  affect  the length and  acrimony  of  the
discussion;  they also affect what  (if anything) is decided.  Rarely, as we
know, will the voting  relate to the merits  of the case. The final decision
is influenced by a variety of  factors, few of which need concern  us at the
moment. We should note, however,  that the issue is actually decided, in the
end, by the votes of the center bloc. This would not be true in the House of
Commons, where no such bloc is allowed to develop. But at  other conferences
the  center  bloc  is all  important. This bloc  essentially  comprises  the
following elements:
     a. Those who have failed to master  any one of the memoranda written in
advance and  showered weeks beforehand on all those who  are expected to  be
present.
     b. Those who are too stupid to follow the proceedings at all. These are
readily distinguishable by their tendency to mutter to each other:  "What is
the fellow talking about?"
     c. Those who are  deaf.  They sit with their hands  cupping their ears,
growling "I wish people would speak up."
     d. Those  who  were  dead drunk in  the small hours and have turned  up
(heaven knows why)  with a  splitting headache and a conviction that nothing
matters either way.
     e. The senile, whose chief  pride is in being as  fit as  ever-- fitter
indeed than  a lot of these younger men. "I  17 walked here,"  they whisper.
"Pretty good for a man of eighty-two, what?"
     f. The feeble, who have weakly promised to support both sides and don't
know what to do  about it. They are  of two minds as  to whether they should
abstain from voting or pretend to be sick.
     Toward  capturing  the votes  of the center  bloc  the first step is to
identify and count the members.  That done, everything else depends on where
they  are to sit. The best technique is to detail  off  known  and  stalwart
supporters to  enter  into  conversation with named middle-bloc types before
the meeting actually begins. In this  preliminary chat  the  stalwarts  will
carefully avoid mentioning the main subject of debate. They  will be trained
to  use the opening  gambits listed below, corresponding to the categories a
to f, into which the middle bloc naturally falls:
     a. "Waste  of time, I  call it, producing all these  documents.  I have
thrown most of mine away."
     b. "I expect we shall be dazzled by eloquence before long. I often wish
people would talk less and come to  the  point. They are too clever by half,
if you ask me."
     c. "The acoustics  of  this hall  are  simply terrible. You would  have
thought  these scientific chaps  could  do something about it. For  half the
time I CAN'T HEAR WHAT IS BEING SAID. CAN YOU?"
     d. "What a rotten place to meet! I think there is something the  matter
with the ventilation. It makes me feel almost unwell. What about you?"
     e. "My goodness, I don't know how you do it!  Tell me the secret. Is it
what you have for breakfast?"
     f. "There's so much to  be said on both sides of the 18 question that I
really don't know which side to support. What do you feel about it?"
     If  these gambits  are correctly  played,  each  stalwart will  start a
lively conversation, in the midst of which he will steer his middle-blocsman
toward the forum. As he does this, another stalwart will place himself  just
ahead of the  pair  and  moving  in  the same direction.  The drill is  best
illustrated by  a concrete example.  We will  suppose that stalwart  X  (Mr.
Sturdy) is  steering middle-blocsman Y (Mr.  Waverley, type f) toward a seat
near the front. Ahead goes stalwart Z (Mr. Staunch), who  presently  takes a
seat without appearing to notice the two men following him. Staunch turns in
the opposite direction and waves to someone  in the distance. Then he  leans
over to  make a few remarks to the man  in  front of him. Only when Waverley
has sat  down will Staunch  presently  turn  toward  him and  say, "My  dear
fellow-- how  nice to see you!" Only some  minutes later again will he catch
sight of Sturdy and start visibly  with  surprise. "Hallo, Sturdy-- I didn't
think you would be here!" "I've recovered now," replies Sturdy. "It was only
a chill."  The seating order is  thus made to appear completely  accidental,
casual, and friendly. That completes Phase I of the operation, and  it would
be much the same whatever the exact category in which the middle-blocsman is
believed to fall.
     Phase II has to be adjusted according to the character of the man to be
influenced. In the  case of Waverley (Type  f) the object in  Phase II is to
avoid any  discussion of the matter at issue but  to produce the  impression
that the thing is already decided.  Seated near the  front, Waverley will be
unable to see much of  the other members and 19  can be given the impression
that they practically all think alike.
     "Really," says  Sturdy, "I don't know why I  bothered to come. I gather
that Item Four  is  pretty well agreed. All the fellows I meet seem  to have
made up their minds to vote for it." (Or against it, as the case may be.)
     "Curious," says  Staunch.  "I was just going to say the same thing. The
issue hardly seems to be in doubt."
     "I had not really made up my own mind," says Sturdy. 20 "There was much
to be said on either side. But  opposition would really be a waste of  time.
What do you think, Waverley?"
     "Well,"  says Waverley, "I must admit  that I find the  question rather
baffling. On the one hand, there is good reason  to  agree to the motion ...
As against that... Do you think it will pass?"
     "My dear Waverley, I would trust your judgment in this. You were saying
just now that it is already agreed." 21
     "Oh, was I? Well, there does  seem to  be a majority. ...  Or perhaps I
should say ..."
     "Thank you, Waverley," says Staunch, "for  your opinion.  I think  just
the same but am particularly interested to find you agree with me. There  is
no one whose opinion I value more."
     Sturdy,  meanwhile,  is  leaning  over to  talk to  someone in the  row
behind. What he actually  says, in a  low voice, is this, "How  is your wife
now? Is she out of hospital?" When he turns  back again, however,  it is  to
announce that the people behind all think the same. The motion is as good as
passed. And so it is if the drill goes according to plan.
     While  the other  side has been busy  preparing  speeches  and phrasing
amendments, the  side with  the superior technique will have concentrated on
pinning  each  middle-blocsman  between two  reliable supporters.  When  the
crucial moment comes,  the raising of a hand on either side will practically
compel  the waverer to follow suit. Should he be  actually asleep,  as often
happens with middle-blocsman in categories d and e, his hand will  be raised
for him by the member on his right. This rule is merely  to obviate both his
hands  being raised, a gesture  that has  been known to  attract unfavorable
comment. With the middle bloc  thus secured, the motion will be carried with
a  comfortable margin; or  else rejected, if that is  thought preferable. In
nearly every matter of controversy to be decided  by the will of the people,
we can  assume that the people who  will  decide are members of  the  middle
bloc.  Delivery of speeches is therefore a waste of time. The one party will
never agree and  the other  party has agreed 22 already. Remains  the middle
bloc, the  members of which divide into those who cannot hear  what is being
said and those who would not understand it even if they did. To secure their
votes what  is needed is primarily  the example  of others voting  on either
side of  them. Their  votes can thus be swayed by accident. How much better,
by contrast, to sway them by design! 23
        3. HIGH FINANCE, OR THE POINT OF VANISHING INTEREST
     PEOPLE WHO understand  high  finance are of two  kinds: those who  have
vast fortunes of their own and those who have  nothing at all. To the actual
millionaire a  million dollars  is something real and comprehensible. To the
applied mathematician and the  lecturer  in  economics (assuming both to  be
practically starving) a million  dollars is at  least as real as a thousand,
they having never  possessed either sum. But the world is full of people who
fall  between these  two  categories, knowing nothing  of millions but  well
accustomed to think in thousands, and it is of these that finance committees
are  mostly comprised.  The  result  is  a phenomenon  that  has  often been
observed but  never  yet  investigated.  It  might  be  termed  the  Law  of
Triviality. Briefly  stated, it means that the time spent on any item of the
agenda will be in inverse proportion to the sum involved.
     On  second  thoughts,  the  statement that  this  law  has  never  been
investigated is not entirely  accurate. Some work has actually been  done in
this  field,  but the investigators pursued  a line of inquiry that led them
nowhere. They  assumed that the greatest significance  should attach  to the
order in which items of the agenda are taken. They assumed, 24 further, that
most of the  available time will be spent on items one to seven and that the
later items will be allowed automatically to pass. The result is well known.
The  derision with  which  Dr.  Guggenheim's  lecture was  received  at  the
Muttworth Conference may have been  thought  excessive  at the time, but all
further discussions on this topic have  tended to show that his critics were
right. Years had  been wasted  in a  research of which the basic assumptions
were  wrong.  We  realize  now  that  position  on  the agenda  is  a  minor
consideration, so far,  at least, as this problem is  concerned. We consider
also that Dr.  Guggenheim  was lucky to escape as he  did, in his underwear.
Had he  dared to  put his  lame conclusions before the later  conference  in
September, he would have  faced something more than derision. The view would
have been taken that he was deliberately wasting time.
     If we are to make further progress in this investigation we must ignore
all that has so far been done. We must start at the beginning and understand
fully the way in which  a finance  committee actually works. For the sake of
the general reader this can be put in dramatic form thus:
Chairman We come now to Item Nine. Our Treasurer, Mr. McPhail, will report.
Mr.  McPhail The estimate for  the Atomic Reactor is  before  you,  sir, set
forth in  Appendix  H  of  the subcommittee's report.  You will see that the
general  design and layout  has been approved  by  Professor  McFission. The
total  cost will amount to $10,000,000. The  contractors, Messrs. McNab  and
McHash,  consider that the  work should  be complete 25 by  April, 1959. Mr.
McFee,  the consulting  engineer,  warns  us  that  we should  not count  on
completion before October, at the earliest. In  this view he is supported by
Dr. McHeap, the well-known geophysicist, who refers to the probable need for
piling at the lower end of the site. The plan of the main building is before
you-- see  Appendix  IX-- and the blueprint is laid on the table. I shall be
glad to give  any  further  information that  members of this  committee may
require.
Chairman Thank you, Mr. McPhail, for your very lucid explanation of the plan
as proposed. I will now invite the members present to give us their views.
     It  is  necessary  to pause at this point and  consider what  views the
members  are  likely  to  have.  Let  us  suppose  that  they number eleven,
including the Chairman but excluding the Secretary. Of these eleven members,
four-- including the  chairman-- do  not  know  what  a reactor  is.  Of the
remainder, three do not know what it is for. Of those who know  its purpose,
only  two have the least idea of what  it  should cost. One of these  is Mr.
Isaacson,  the  other is  Mr.  Brickworth.  Either is in a  position  to say
something. We may suppose that Mr. Isaacson is the first to speak.
Mr. Isaacson Well, Mr. Chairman. I could wish that I felt more confidence in
our contractors and consultant. Had we  gone  to Professor Levi in the first
instance,  and had the  contract been given to Messrs. David and  Goliath, I
should have  been happier about the whole scheme. Mr. Lyon-Daniels would not
have  wasted  our  time  with wild  guesses  about  the  possible  delay  in
completion,  and Dr. 26 Moses Bullrush would have told us definitely whether
piling would be wanted or not.
Chairman I am sure we all appreciate Mr. Isaacson's anxiety to complete this
work in the best possible  way.  I feel, however, that it is rather  late in
the day to call in  new technical advisers.  I admit that the main  contract
has  still to be signed, but we have already  spent  very large sums.  If we
reject the  advice  for which  we have  paid, we  shall have  to pay as much
again.
(Other members murmur agreement.)
Mr. Isaacson I should like my observation to be minuted.
Chairman Certainly. Perhaps Mr. Brickworth also has something to say on this
matter?
     Now Mr. Brickworth is  almost the only  man there who knows  what he is
talking about. There is a great deal  he could  say. He distrusts that round
figure of $10,000,000. Why should it come out to exactly that? Why need they
demolish the old building to make room for the new approach? Why is so large
a sum set aside for "contingencies"? And who is  McHeap,  anyway? Is he  the
man who was  sued last year by the Trickle and Driedup Oil Corporation?  But
Brickworth does  not know where to begin. The  other m