Pyotr Yershov. The little humpbacked horse --------------------------------------------------------------- 1834 "Êîíåê Ãîðáóíîê" Illustrated by N.M. Kochergin Translated from the Russian by Louis Zellikoff Designed by Yuri Kapylov, First printing 1957 Printed in the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics Progress Publishers Moscow OCR: http://home.freeuk.net/russica2/ ¡ http://home.freeuk.net/russica2/ --------------------------------------------------------------- PART ONE Now the telling of the tale begins Past the woods and mountains steep, Past the rolling waters deep, You will find a hamlet pleasant Where once dwelt an aged peasant. Of his sons-and he had three, Th'eldest sharp was as could be; Second was nor dull nor bright, But the third-a fool all right. Now, these brothers planted wheat, Brought it to the royal seat, By which token you may know That they hadn't far to go. There they sold their golden grain Counted carefully their gain And, with well-filled money bags, Home again would turn their nags. But, upon an evil day, Dire misfortune came their way- Someone, 'twixt the dark and dawn, Took to trampling down their corn; Never had such grief before Come to visit at their door; Day and night they sat and thought How the villain could be caught, Till at last it dawned upon them That the way to solve the problem And to save their crops from harm Was, each night to guard their farm. As the day drew near its close, Up the eldest brother rose And, with pitchfork, axe in hand, Started out his watch to stand Dark and stormy was the night, He was overcome with fright And, of all his wits deprived, In the nearest haystack dived. Slowly night gave way to day; Our brave watchman left his hay, And, with water from the well, Soused himself-then, with a yell, Pounded on the cottage door; And you should have heard him roar! "Hey, you sleepy owls," cried he- "Open up the door-it's me! I am soaked right to the skin! Hurry, there, and let me in!" Quickly they the door unbarred Letting in their sentry-guard. Then they started questioning- Had he noticed anything? First, in prayer he bent his head, Cleared his throat, and then he said (After bowing left and right): "Why-I never slept all night! And I really wonder whether There was ever fouler weather! Cats and dogs it poured, no joking! Feel my shirt-it's simply soaking! Oh, it was an awful night! But, then, everything's all right. " Father praised his son with pleasure, Said: "Danilo, you're a treasure! You have served me well, my son, I can only say, well done! You have proved that you're a man And have not disgraced me, Dan!" As next day drew near its close, Up the second brother rose And, with pitchfork, axe in hand, Also went his watch to stand. Such a fearful frost set in, That he shivered in his skin. Teeth a-chatt'ring in his head, Freezing, from his post he fled. All night long, bereft of sense, He walked round his neighbour's fence, What a dreadful night he passed! But the morning came at last, Found him on the porch once more Pounding on the cottage door. "Hey, you sleepy owls," yelled he, "Let your brother in-it's me! I am frozen, frozen quite- It was dreadful cold last night! " Quickly they the door unbarred Letting in their sentry guard. Then they started questioning- Had he noticed anything? First, in prayer he bent his head, Through his teeth, he slowly said (After bowing left and right): "Why, I never slept all night! And I really wonder whether There was ever colder weather! It was cold, I'd have you know- I kept running to and fro- Wasn't it a chilly night! But, then, everything's all right. " And his father said with pleasure: "You, Gavrilo, are a treasure." Evening once again drew near, Now the third should don his gear, But he never turned a hair, Sitting on the oven there, Singing with his foolish might: "0, you eyes, as black as night!" Then to coax and beg Ivan Both the elder sons began; Bade him go and guard the grain; They grew hoarse-but all in vain. Father finally said: "Here, You just listen, Vanya dear, Go on watch, and if you do, This is what I'll do for you: I shall give you beans and peas, And some pictures, if you please." At these words, Ivan climbed down, Donned his coat of russet brown, Pocketed a lump of bread And on sentry-go he sped. Night fell and the white moon rose. On his beat Ivan now goes, Looking sharply all around; Then he sits upon the ground, Munching slowly at his bread, Counts the bright stars overhead. Suddenly, a neigh resounded- To his feet our sentry bounded; Peering round with shaded eyes, In the field a mare he spies. Now, this mare, I'd have you know, Whiter was than whitest snow, Silken mane in ringlets streaming To the ground, all golden gleaming. "Oh, ho ho-so this is it! You're the rogue-but wait a bit! I don't like such nasty jokes Played on honest farming folks! Trifling never was my line And I'll jump upon your spine, Nasty little plague," said he And, approaching stealthily, Seized her tail as in a vice, Mounted on her in a trice, Landed on her with a smack, Back to front and front to back. But the mare, whose blood was hot, Started bucking on the spot. Eyes ablaze with angry glow, Like an arrow from its bow Over hills and valleys sped, Over streams and gullies fled, On her haunches rearing, prancing, "Neath the forest branches dancing, All her wiles and strength in vain Plying, to be free again. But-she found her match at last- To her tail Ivan stuck fast. Finally, she said to him, Spent, and trembling in each limb: "Since you sat me, I confess I am yours now to possess; Find a place for me to rest, Care for me as you know best, But-remember this my warning: That for three days, every morning, You must let me out to graze. At the end of these three days, Two such handsome steeds I'll bear As have ne'er been seen, I swear; And a third I promise you, Only twelve hands high, with two Little humps upon his back- Ears-a yard long; eyes-coal-black; If you wish, why, sell the two, But, Ivan, whate'er you do, Part not with the little steed, Though you be in direst need, Nor for gold, nor silken raiment, Nor for lucky charm in payment. Faithful friend to you he'll be, Where you go, on land or sea; He'll find shade from summer's heat, Keep you warm in snow and sleet, Find your food in time of need, Quench your thirst with cooling mead, Afterwards, you'll set me free, Let me roam at liberty." Now, Ivan thought this all right, Found her shelter for the night In an empty shepherd's shack; O'er its door he hung a sack; Then he homeward made his way With the early light of day, Singing merrily: "Heigh-ho, Vanya would a-wooing go." See him near his home once more, Knocking at the cottage door, Calling out with might and main, Till the rafters rang again. You'd have sworn, to hear him shout, That a fire had broken out. Up his brothers from their beds Jumped in fright, and scratched their heads, Stammering: "Who knocks so loud?" "Me, the Fool," came answer proud. So they opened up the door, Let him in, and roundly swore At Ivan-how did he dare Give his brothers such a scare? But Ivan, with heedless air, Climbed up on the oven, where, Lying down in all his clothes, He related, at repose, His adventures-while, amazed, Open-mouthed, his hearers gazed. "Well, I didn't sleep all night, Counting all the stars so bright. Possibly, the moon was there, Though I really wouldn't swear- Satan suddenly appeared, Bristling whiskers, bushy beard, Cat-like face and saucer eyes; I stared on in stark surprise As that devil, with his tail, Whipped the wheat as with a flail. You know, joking's not my line- So I jumped right on his spine. He led me a dance, look you- Nearly broke my head in two. But I'm not a fool-not quite- Like a vice, I held him tight. How that cunning rascal tried! Finally, he begged and cried: 'Spare my life this once, please do! For twelve months, I promise you Not to break a single law, Christian folks to plague no more.' I believed him on the spot- Off the devil's back I got." And Ivan then said no more- Yawned and soon began to snore, While his brothers, though they tried Not to, laughed until they cried, Laughing at that booby's joke- You'd have thought that they would choke! Father, too, could not refrain- Laughed, and cried, and laughed again, Though it is a sin, they say, For old men to laugh that way. Since that night, I cannot say How much time had passed away- For of this I heard no word Nor from man, nor beast, nor bird. What is this to you or me Whether one year passed, or three? Time can't be recalled, once fled- Let me tell my tale instead. Well, Danilo-(I should say- This was on a holiday) Tipsy, reeled along the track Leading to that shepherd's shack. There he saw a handsome pair- Steeds, with manes of golden hair, And beside them, in its stall, Stood a horse, so queer and small, Two humps on his little back; Ears a yard long; eyes-coal-black. All the fumes immediately Left Danilo's head, and he Murmured: "Hm! At last it's clear Why that fool is sleeping here! " Breathless bursting home, Danilo Cried excitedly: "Gavrilo, Come and see that lovely pair Our young fool has hidden there- Steeds, with manes of golden hair- No one saw their likes, I swear. " Fast as legs could carry, Dan, Barefoot, with Gavrilo ran, Through the fields, as though on wings, Heedless of the nettle stings. Thrice they fell, and thrice they rose, Bruised their eyes and tore their clothes Ere they reached the shepherd's shack, Rubbing one another's back. Here, two chargers met their gaze- Snorting, ruby eyes ablaze, Silken tails in ringlets streaming, Golden in the shadows gleaming; And their hoofs, of diamonds made, Were with monster pearls inlaid. Yes, it cannot be denied- Horses fit for tsars to ride. And they nearly burst from spleen As they stared upon this scene; Th'eldest, gaping, scratched his head- "Where'd he get them from?" he said. "This just proves the ancient rule- Fortune favours but the fool. Though you'd rack your brains, you'd never Raise a ruble, though you're clever. Say, Gavrilo-let's go down, Sunday, to the fair in town, Sell them to the Boyards there; We will share the takings square- And, with money, you'll agree We can have a merry spree, Once we set our pockets jingling, While not e'en the slightest inkling Of his horses' whereabout Will he have, that foolish lout. Let him seek them high and low- Strike the bargain, brother-so!" Said and done-and here, each brother Crossed himself and kissed the other; They went home in glee together Chatting, in the highest feather, Of the steeds, their future feast, And that little wonder beast. Slowly, Time crept on its way, Hour by hour and day by day; Sunday came and found them dressed For the town, in all their best; There they meant to sell their ware, Find out, at the harbour there, What strange ships had put to port, And what linens merchants sought; Had Saltan his flag unfurled To enslave the Christian world? See them at their icons praying, Then, for Father's blessing staying, After which, in secret, they Took the steeds and stole away. Night her shadows softly spread, And Ivan set out for bed . Through the village he went, swinging, Munching at his crust, and singing; Through the meadow now he skips, With his hands upon his hips; In the shack, upon his toes, Like a very lord, he goes. Everything was in its place- But the steeds-of them no trace! Only tiny humpback, neighing, Fawned around his feet, a-playing, Flapping both ears left and right, Prancing gaily in delight. At this sight, Ivan wept sore, As he leaned against the door. "Oh, my horses black as night, With your golden manes so bright! Did not I look after you? What foul devil stole you? Who? Plague on him, the dirty dog! May he perish in a bog! When he to the next world goes, May he trip and break his nose! Oh, my horses black as night, With your golden manes so bright!" Humpback neighed and shook his head: "Do not fret, Ivan," he said. "Yes, your loss is great, I know- But I'll help you in your woe. Blame the devil for his deeds- Your two brothers stole those steeds. Dry your tears, Ivan-make haste- We have not much time to waste. Mount my back-when I say: 'Go,' Hold to me for all you know. Though I'm small-that's true, of course, I'm as good as any horse. Once I get into my pace Any demon I'll outrace." Saying this, he stretched out flat, On his back Ivan then sat, Grabbed his ears and held them tight, Shouting out with all his might; Little humpback's sinews quivered, He stood on his feet and shivered Shook his mane and, with a neigh, Like an arrow sped away. Only dust clouds marked the course Of the rider and the horse. On they flew, as quick as thought- In a trice, the thieves were caught. Seeing him, his brothers stared, Scratched their heads, confused and scared; Wrathfully, Ivan exclaimed: "Brothers, are you not ashamed! Though you're clev'rer than Ivan, Still, Ivan's an honest man. I did not rob you-not I!" Th'eldest, squirming, made reply: "We are both to blame, I fear, But, dear brother-listen here- And, consider if you please That we lead no life of ease; Though we sow a lot of wheat, We can hardly make ends meet. Quit-rent's always overdue, The police, they fleece us too. So, Gavrilo, here, and I All last night ne'er closed an eye Talking of our sorry plight And of how to put things right; So, to meet our many needs, We resolved to sell your steeds For a thousand at the fair- Not a ruble less, I swear; And, in gratitude to you, Bring you back a gift or two- High-heeled boots of finest leather, And a cap, with bells and feather. Then-the old man's frail and ailing- He can work no more-he's failing, Yet must dodder out his span- Come, you're not a fool, Ivan." "If that's so," Ivan said, "well, I suppose you'd better sell My two golden-crested horses- Take me with you-let's join forces. " If thoughts could, their thoughts would kill- But, perforce, they feigned goodwill. Soon the sky grew overcast, Colder, colder blew the blast, So they called a bivouac So as not to lose the track, In a wood; the steeds were made Fast beneath its leafy shade; There they made themselves at ease, Ate and drank beneath the trees, After which, in happy mood, Each made merry as he could. Soon, Danilo saw a light In the darkness of the night; Nudged Gavrilo on the sly, Cunningly, he winked an eye, Pointed where the light was burning, Coughed a muffled cough of warning, After which he scratched his head. "My-how dark it is," he said. "If the moon would show her face Even for a little space, How much better it would be- Why, the blindest owl can see More than us-but stay-look there- Can you see it? I declare Something's burning-yes, a fire! Just the thing that we require! Listen, now, Vanyusha dear, Go and fetch some embers here- For it really slipped my mind, And I left my flint behind." To himself says brother Dan: "May you break your neck, young man!" Says Gavrilo, "Do I care? Lord knows what is burning there. If a highwayman besets him, We for ever can forget him." So our fool, who knew no care, Climbed upon his horse right there, Twined its mane around his wrist, Urged it on with heel and fist, Shouting out with all his might. Up his horse rose out of sight. Then Gavrilo cried in fright: "Saints be with us all this night! Save us, Lord, from evil sin- Say-what devil's under him?' Brighter, brighter shone the light, Swifter, swifter was their flight Till they halted where it lay- There, the field was bright as day, Lit by wondrous brilliant rays- Cold and smokeless in their blaze! Here, Ivan in stark surprise, Stared and said: "Why, bless my eyes! Look-there's light in plenty there- But no smoke or heat-I swear Now, this is a'curious light." Quoth his horse: "Yes, you're quite right. And you very well may stare! That's a Fire-Bird's feather there! But, Ivan, for your own sake, Touch it not, for in its wake Many sorrows, many woes Follow everywhere it goes." Growled our fool: "You're telling me- Woes and sorrows-we shall see!" So he wrapped it up with care In a rag to hide the glare, Hid it in his hat, and then Galloped swiftly back again; Tied his horse fast to a tree, To his brothers then said he: "When I got there, all I found, Was a burnt stump on the ground; I blew hard to raise a spark, Nearly burst there in the dark. And I puffed and puffed-in vain, For it wouldn't burn again!" Both his brothers laughed all night At Ivan, in sheer delight. He, however, merely crept 'Neath the wain and snoring, slept Till the dawning of the day, When to town they drove away, Halting at the Hostlers' Fair, Opposite the Palace there. Now, there was an old tradition That, without the Mayor's permission, Nothing could be bought or sold, Nor for barter, nor for gold. As the church-bells called for prayer, On his palfrey rode the Mayor; Spurred and belted, furs on shoulders, Guarded by a hundred soldiers, Near him, bearded and sedate, Rode a crier in full state, Golden trumpet gaily sounding, Voice stentorian resounding: "Oyez, honest merchants there, Open up and sell your ware! And you watchmen-stay you near, Guard their stalls-keep eye and ear Sharp, maintaining strictest order, Keep from riots and disorder; See no rogue, however sly, Fools good folk with honeyed lie. " Then the merchants loudly call, As each opens up his stall: "Honest masters-come this way! See what wares we have today! Oh, come buy! Come buy! come buy! Our goods always satisfy!" Buyers flock like flies round honey, Choose their goods and pay their money; As the coins change hands and chink, Merchants to the watchmen wink. Meanwhile, with his guards, the Mayor Halted at the Hostlers' Fair, Where he saw a crowd so great, That it blocked up every gate, Surging like a stormy sea, Shouting, laughing lustily. Here, the Mayor, who wished to see What aroused such jollity, Gave his troops an order to Clear the way and let him through. "Hey, you ragamuffins there- Make way! Make way for the Mayor!" Shouted his bewhiskered soldiers, Cracking whips on backs and shoulders. Doffing hats, the crowd in pain, Stepped aside and made a lane. Then the Mayor rode in the Fair, Saw two chargers standing there- Handsome horses, black as night, Silken manes in ringlets bright Golden in the sunlight streaming, Flowing tails, all golden gleaming. Here the old man stroked his beard And his anger disappeared. "Wondrous is God's world," quoth he. "Countless are its marvels-see!" And his guards bowed to the ground Dumbstruck by his speech profound. Then the Mayor gave out strict orders 'Gainst all tumults and disorders, That those steeds, on no condition, Might be sold without permission; Set a guard, and off to Court Raced to hand in his report. Straightway to the Tsar went he. "Pardon, Gracious Majesty!" Cried the Mayor, as he fell prone Breathlessly before the throne. "Be not angry with your slave- Suffer me to speak, I crave." "Speak," vouchsafed the Tsar. "Commence, But be sure your words make sense." "I shall try, Your Majesty, I am Lord Mayor here, you see, I would give my life for you ..." "Yes-we know-we know 'tis true." "Sire, I rode to Hostlers' Fair With my guard today, and there I beheld a crowd, so great, That it blocked up every gate; So I told my men that they Break the crowd and clear the way- Which they did, Your Majesty. In I rode-what did I see When I got inside the Fair? I saw two such chargers there- Handsome horses, black as night, Silken manes in ringlets bright, Golden in the sunlight streaming, Flowing tails, all golden gleaming, And their hoofs, of diamonds made, Were with monster pearls inlaid." Cried the Tsar excitedly: "We shall have to go and see- And, if they are all you say, We shall buy those two today. Ho! My coach !"-he clapped his hands- Lo !-his coach all ready stands- Donned his robes and crown with care And in haste drove to the fair, Followed by his Guard of State. When he stopped outside the gate, All the people straightaway Kneeled and wildly cheered: "Hurray!" In reply, the Tsar smiled brightly, Bowed, and.from his coach sprang lightly... Charmed by those two steeds, the Tsar Gazed at them from near and far, Praised and praised them once again, Softly stroked each golden mane, Gently patted each steed's spine, Felt their necks, so sleek and fine. After he had gazed his fill, He turned round with right goodwill, Saying: "My good people, who Owns these handsome chargers two? Who's the master?" Here, Ivan, Arms akimbo, like a Pan*, (Pan-Gentleman -Tr.) Pushed his brothers both aside, Puffed his cheeks and proudly cried: "Tsar, these steeds belong to me, I'm their owner, too, you see." "Will you sell them to me, say?" "No, I'm swapping them today." "What will you be taking, then?" "Twice five caps-and that makes ten, Full of silver-that's my price!" So the coins were in a trice Counted out-the Tsar, in pleasure, Gave five rubles for good measure- Generous a tsar was he ! Ten grey grooms in livery, Trimmed with gold and silver slashes, Each with gaily coloured sashes, Each with saffian whip in hand, Took the horses' bridles, and Led them to the Royal Palace, But the steeds, in play, or malice, Tripped their grooms and straightway ran, Bridles broken, to Ivan. Back the Tsar drove to Ivan, Said to him: "Look here, my man, Now, my grooms can't hold those two- So, there's nothing else to do, But to come along with me. I shall issue a decree, Make you Master of my Horse, Like a lord, you'll live, of course; You'll have raiment of the best, Gold brocade upon your chest; On my royal word-you'll see! Are you willing?" "Well, I'll be ... In the Palace I shall live! And to me, the Tsar will give Handsome raiment of the best, Gold brocade upon my chest! Like a lord, I'll live in clover, Rule the Royal Stables over! I, a ploughboy, now will be Voivode to His Majesty! Well, I never! Your commission, I accept, Tsar, on condition- That you never treat me rough, Always let me sleep enough- Or you'll see no more of me!" Whistling to his horses, he Sauntered through the city, singing, Carelessly his mittens swinging, Followed by his steeds a-prancing And his humpbacked horse a-dancing To the rhythm of his song, And the marvel of the throng. As for his two brothers, they Stowed the silver safe away In their belts; then, in high feather, Had a drink or two together And rode home in glee; once there, Shared the money fair and square; Married, 'mid much joy and laughter, Lived and prospered ever after. And the rest of all their days Spoke of their Ivan with praise. Let us now forget those two And, good people, Christians true, I'll amuse you if I can With the deeds of our Ivan. How he ruled the stables over, Living like a lord in clover, And was taken for a sprite; How he lost his feather bright; How he laid the Fire-Bird's snare; How he stole the Tsar-Maid fair; How he found her ring for her, How he was her messenger; How the Sun, at his request, Gave the Monster Whale his rest; One more deed, but not the least, How he thirty ships released; How, when boiled in cauldrons, he Came out handsome as could be. In a word, how our young man Ended up as Tsar Ivan. PART TWO Tales, you know, are quickly spun, Deeds are sooner said than done. Onñå again my tale proceeds Of Ivan and of his deeds, Of the tiny fallow bay Talking horse, so wise and gay. Goats are grazing on the seas, Hills are overgrown with trees; Golden bridle, loosely swinging, See the stallion sunward winging- Far below him, forests glide; Thunder-clouds, on every side, Race across the sky and dash, Hurling lightning as they crash. Wait-this is the prelude to What I shall be telling you. Have you heard of Buyan Island Floating on the ocean wild, and Of the maiden wondrous fair Sleeping in a casket there? Forest beasts with gentle tread Guard her grave, while overhead Nightingales their music pour. Wait, my friends, a little more- Now my prelude's said and done, And my story is begun. Well, good friends and Christians true, Fellow-countrymen-look you- Our young fellow made his way To the Palace that fine day. He is Master of the Horse And he doesn't pine, of course, For his brothers and his dad. And, indeed, why should our lad, Living in the Royal Court, Waste on them a single thought? He has garments gay in plenty And possesses five and twenty Chests, all full of caps and shoes Out of which to pick and choose. All he does is eat his fill, Slake his thirst, and sleep at will. Now, the chamberlain began, As weeks passed, to watch Ivan ... You should know, that he had been (Till Ivan came on the scene) Master of the Royal Horse- His was noble blood, of course- So, no wonder that he bore Malice towards Ivan, and swore That he'd die, but soon or late Drive the upstart from the gate. But the rogue, his good time biding And his double-dealing hiding, Feigned to be Ivan's best friend, Masked his feelings to this end, Thinking-"Wait, you dirty lout, Time will come, I'll turn you out." So, the chamberlain began As weeks passed, to watch Ivan; And he noticed that he never Fed or groomed those steeds, or ever Took them out for exercise; Yet those steeds, to his surprise, Always were, whene'er paraded, Brushed and burnished, manes a-braided. Tails, in flowing ringlets streaming, Glossy coats, like satin gleaming, Mangers-always full of wheat Which, it seemed, grew at their feet. And huge tubs, he could have sworn, Were fresh-filled with mead each morn. "Now, whatever can this mean?" Sighed the chamberlain in spleen- "Can it be, a goblin sprite Comes and plays his pranks at night? Watch him-that's what I shall do. And it should be easy to Spin a story in a flash And to settle that fool's hash. I shall tell the Tsar, of course, That the Master of the Horse Is a wicked infidel, And a sorcerer as well; That Old Nick his soul has taken, That he has God's Church forsaken, Bows before the Cross of Rome, During Lent, eats meat at home." So, the former Chief of Horse (Yes, the chamberlain, of course) That same evening hid away In a stall, beneath some hay. Blackest midnight came at last, Pit-a-pat, his heart beat fast; Lying there, with bated breath, He peeped out, as still as death, Waiting for that sprite-when hark! Loud the door creaked in the dark, And the horses pawed the ground As the sprite, without a sound, Entered-though he looked, of course, Like the Master of the Horse; First he barred the door; then he Took his hat off carefully, And from it he slowly took Out his kerchief, which he shook Till the Fire-Bird's feather blazed; While the chamberlain, amazed, Nearly screamed there in the hay, Almost gave himself away. Unsuspectingly, the sprite In a corn-bin placed the light, After which, with tender care, He commenced to groom the pair; Braided their fine manes so long, While he sang a merry song; Meanwhile, crouching there and quivering, Hair all bristling, skin a-shivering, Stared the chamberlain in fright At the joker of the night. He could not believe his eyes- Sure the sprite was in disguise! It nor horns nor whiskers wore- Twas a handsome lad he saw! Hair with ribbons gaily dressed, Gold brocade upon his chest; Saffian boots right to his knees- This was Vanya, if you please! Now, what could this mean? Our spy Stared again and rubbed his eye And he growled out finally: "Oh, so that is it! I see! Very well! I'll tell the Tsar What a smart young man you are! Just you wait until tomorrow- You'll remember me with sorrow!" But Ivan, quite unaware Of the evil lurking there, Gaily sings his little song, As he braids those manes so long. After he had groomed each steed, Filled each tub with cooling mead, And the bins with choicest corn, He let out a sleepy yawn, Wrapped the feather up once more, Laid himself upon the floor; By his horses made his bed With his hat beneath his head. With the dawn, the chamberlain Stretched his limbs to ease the strain And, on hearing our Ivan Snoring loud as Yeruslan*, Rose, and on his tip-toes crept Cautiously to where he slept, Snatched the feather from his hat Then he vanished-just like that! As the Tsar woke with a snore, There he stood, right at the door; Bowing low, until his head Hit the floor, he whined and said: "To confess, 0 Majesty, I have dared to come to thee! Be not angry with thy slave- Suffer me to speak, I crave." "Speak, without exaggeration And without prevarication." Yawned the Tsar. "If you tell fibs, Know, the knout will count your ribs." Gathering his courage, he Said: "God bless Your Majesty! On the Holy Cross, forsooth, I am telling you the truth. All the Court knows it is true- That Ivan conceals from you That which can't be bought or sold Nor for silver, nor for gold- It's a Fire-Bird's feather, see, Which he hides, Your Majesty." "What! A Fire-Bird's! And he dare, Cursed varlet, such a rare ... Oh, the villain-wait and see What a whipping there will be!" "That's not all," the chamberlain Whispered, as he bowed again. (* Yeruslan-a valiant Knight, endowed with fabulous strength, and hero of Russian folklore) "Were it but the feather, he Might retain it, Majesty- But, he boasts, as I have heard, That, did you but say the word, He could bring the Bird of Fire To your Royal Chamber, Sire." And the spy, with servile tread, On all fours approached the bed, Dropped the treasure-and once more Banged his head upon the floor. Long the Tsar, enchanted, gazed, Chortled, stroked his beard, amazed; Bit the feather's tip, then he Placed it under lock and key, houted in impatience and, As confirming his command, Waved his sceptre in the air: "Hey! You! Fetch me that fool there!" All the lords-in-waiting ran Instantly to fetch Ivan; But, colliding near the door, Fell and sprawled upon the floor, While the Tsar in huge delight Roared with laugher at the sight; So his lords, all quick to see What so pleased His Majesty, Winks exchanged as they once more Threw themselves upon the floor. Whereupon, amused thereat, He gave each a brand-new hat, After which they once more ran Hurrying, to fetch Ivan; And without an accident This time, on their mission went. When they reached the stables, they Rushed inside without delay, Fell upon our poor fool there, Kicked him, punched him, pulled his hair, Fully half an hour, or more- All Ivan did, was to snore, Finally, a stable groom Woke him with a stable broom. Jumping up, Ivan bawled out: "Varlets-what are you about? I shall teach you not to worry Me, you villains, in a hurry, When I'm sleeping in my bed." But the lords-in-waiting said: "Up! The Tsar sent us to say That you come without delay!" "Oh, the Tsar? Ah, well, then, wait- I will dress and go there straight," Yawning answered our Ivan. So he put on his kaftan, Tied his girdle in its place, Combed his hair and washed his face; And strode forth in pompous pride, Horse whip dangling by his side. When he reached His Majesty, Our Ivan bowed low, then he Hummed and hawed and puffed his chest, Said: "Why did you spoil my rest?" Here, the Tsar jumped up in bed, Left eye squinting, seeing red. "Silence," wrathfully roared he- "It is you must answer me! By what law and what decree Have you from Our Majesty Hidden what is ours by right? Yes-the Fire-Bird's feather bright? Am I not your lawful Tsar? Answer, heathen that you are!" But Ivan made answer bold- Waved his hand and shouted: "Hold! When did I give you my hat? How could you discover that? What-have you got second sight? You can lock me up, all right, You can have me beaten flat- I've no feather, and that's that!" "You'll be flogged! Now answer me!" "But I'm speaking plainly-see, I've no feather-and, how, pray, Could such wonders come my way?" Here the Tsar sprang to the floor, Shook the feather with a roar- "What is this? Now will you dare Stand and contradict me there?" Here Ivan gave just one look, Like a storm-tossed leaf he shook, Dropped his hat in sheer dismay. "Ah, you don't know what to say," Said the Tsar. "But wait, my man ..." "Mercy, mercy," cried Ivan, Grovelling upon the floor, At the Tsar's feet, sobbing sore- "Pardon me this once, please do And I'll lie no more to you." "You'll be pardoned for the nonce, Seeing you have sinned but once," Said the Tsar. "But bear in mind I'll not always be so kind. Gracious, when I'm angry-why, I make hairs and heads to fly! That's what I am like, my man, So, let's not waste words, Ivan. You have boasted, as I've heard, That, did I but say the word, You could bring the Bird of Fire To the Chamber of your Sire. Now, do not say 'No' to me- Do your best and bring one, see?" Up Ivan bounced like a ball: "Nothing of the sort at all," Shouted he, and wiped his eye; "I that feather don't deny- But the talk about the bird Is as false as it's absurd." Wrathfully, the Tsar's beard shook: "What-me argue with you? Look! If you do not bring to me That Fire-Bird, in sennights three, To my Royal Chamber, now, By my Royal Beard I vow, Hide yourself where e'er you please- Under ground, or under seas- I'll have you impaled, my man! Off, you scum!" In tears, Ivan To the hayloft made his way Where his little humpback lay. Hearing him, his humpback ran Full of glee to meet Ivan; But on seeing him in tears, Almost sobbed, and drooped his ears: "Why, Ivanushka, so sad? Tell me what's the matter, lad," Said he, fawning round his knees. "Put your mind, Ivan, at ease, Tell me what has happened, please- Just confide in me, Ivan, I will help you if I can. Are you ill? If not, then who Has upset you? Tell me, do." And Ivan, in bitter tears, As he kissed his humpback's ears, Said: "The Tsar-Oh, have you heard? Bids me bring a Fire-Bird! Oh, whatever shall I do?" In reply, his horse said: "True, Your misfortune's great, I know. But I'll help you in your woe. You rejected my advice- Now, you have to pay the price; For remember, when you found That bird's feather on the ground, I told you, for your own sake, Not to touch it; in its wake Many sorrows, many woes Follow everywhere it goes. Now, Ivan, you see that I, When I warned you, told no lie. But, Ivan, 'twixt you and me- This is easy as can be; Service lies ahead, my man. Now, go to the Tsar, Ivan, Say to him in language plain: 'Tsar, I need the best of grain, And two troughs; then, if you please, Wine-brought in from overseas; Tell them that they must make haste, For I have no time to waste- I'll be off at dawn of day.'" So Ivan went straightaway, Told the Tsar in language plain: "Tsar, I need the best of grain, And two troughs; then, if you please, Wine-brought in from overseas; Tell them, too, they must make haste- For I have no time to waste- With the early dawn of day I'll be going on my way." So the Tsar gave strict commands To fulfil Ivan's demands; Called Ivan a brave young man, Said: "God speed you" to Ivan. Dawn had scarce begun to peep, Humpback roused Ivan from sleep: "Hey, my lad-stop snoring, do, Up! your duty's calling you!" So Ivan got up and dressed Warmly for his royal quest; Took the grain and took the wine, Tightly tied the troughs with twine, Put it all into a sack, Climbed upon his horse's back, Chewing on a piece of bread, To the rising sun he sped, Off to seek that Fire-Bird. Seven days they rode, I heard; When the eighth day dawned, they stood In a dark and dense green wood. Here the humpback tossed his head: "You will see a glade," he said; "In the mid