. , , , . . , , - : , ... , , - . )  (, , workshop) , : - . - . - . - .  * 10 1997 *   . - , , ? - , -, . - , . - . - . , . - , , . - , , , , ?  , . , 3 , . , . , , , , . , . , , : " ...", . - . , ( ), : DON'T CLOSE THE DOOR ---> the russians  . , , , : . " ", - . , . ( ) - , - , . , , , (, - - ). 4 6 , 600 , , , , . , " , ", . , . , . : " , . , . ." / , . (... , .) - , , ! ? - . - . - , . , - ? - . - ... , - .- ? - . . - , : " - ". . ... - , - - . . . - . , , . . "" , - , , . . . . . , , , . : "NA ZDROVIE!" ! - ? - , ? - , . ? - ... - , ? - , . . . . : - . . . , , . , . , , ... * * *   ( ) - . , . - , - . , , : " , !." " ". , . - " " , , . - ! - , ! - ! ! - ! , ... ... ==== " , , ", - , , " ? , , ." "", - . " , . - . ( ) - ... , , ? ---------------------------------------------------------------  ,  --------------------------------------------------------------- , c , - . , , . . , , . , . , , ( , "" - ), . -------------------------------------------------------------- , - - . , , , . . , , " " - ? - . ? AKVAVIT, (brannvin, burned wine). , duty-free: " " " 1467 , , . C , - , . 17 , , , . , ." , , . , , . (1869 .) . ? __...  . - . : , ( - 2%), 'VIN-MONOPOL'. : 10 40 , . . , : , , - . , . , . - , : "vodka "Stolichnaya" "0.04 l."60 kr. , 10 . BUNN-PRIS ( ), . LIQUER, WHISKY, VODKA 25 ( )! : - ? - . , , , , . - , , ( ). , VIN-MONOPOL 40% 300 (>$40) , . - ? - , , 100 . - . - ? - . . , : - , ? - (home-made) ? - . - ! - . - (very dark and dirty connections)   , . : - Where can we buy beer? - Today there's not a single chance of buying alcohol. You will not find a drop of beer in all Trondheim. . , 25-30 . , ( ), , ( !). ( 20 , - 18). , : A, B, C... 2.8%! , - 23 ( - 24) . , , , __ . , 20/29. , , , , . , . - ... , : , , : "" __ "". , ? : --------------------------------------------------------------- ... - , ! --------------------------------------------------------------- , McDonalds Alcoholics Anonymous - , . , : " ? . - ." , , . . , , "" " ", , , . ( : !) . , : . 16 ($2.3) --------------------------------------------------------------- , . 9 , , 16 ( NOK SEK)... ====  * 11 1997 *    : . . : . , ; - . , : , - -. , . , . , . ? , , - . . , , . , . - ( , - , , ) , - - "!". , - . , , , , . ! , . - , . : , , 42 . : " , ". 8 (!), . , , , : "!". - - . , .  * 12 1997 *   ... . - . . , : , .. : . , , , , " ", .   , -, Studentbrigga - , . , , _ _. ( ) , . , . : " . ... ... . , , . : STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN! ..., ?! , , . ..." , , . , , . , , . "Hi! Today my name is DAN. I'm very glad to welcome you... Nay, it's wrong! YOU are very glad to welcome ME in Norway, or so they keep telling me here at ISFiT... Okay, now I gonna annoy you with such old crap as rock'n'roll, blues and reggay... - , : -, , , - , -, ( ), ... : The tanks were rattling like a thunder, The soldiers went to final fight And here they carried young commander His head all broken outright And here they carrie-ee-eed young commander His head all broken outright ...** - ? Late at night I am walking home After smoking up some hash; Life at once is getting better, Getting wonderful and fresh: I walk, I smoke...** ** -. - , , ? - -. - , , , . , . - . - . - . ", , , . ."** ** . ( : "BARMEN TIPS"), -. , - 60 61 - - . ...  ? : ( - "snow storm", ). , , , . ... , - , ? ! ? . , - . , . - . . - , . : ? ? : , , . , , .   : , . , , (!) . , ( : ), "". , . , : " - . , ** " ** " " - ... ... 0.35. . ( ) . , " ". , , . , ; , , " - " (!). , .  * 13 1997 *  Koigi Wa Wamwere.  : "Koigi Wa Wamwere, , . . - ." , , - - ? -, ... , . , . . , - ... - , . , . . , . , , , , , . , ... ... ... ..., - , Koigi : - , . , . , , . , . , , , . . ... ... !.. . - , , - . - . . - . , . , Koigi Wa Wamwere , ... - YOU ARE SNORRRING! - .   -, , , , : - Wanna buy the glove-s?! Buy the glove-s! Very very good! You'll be full rasta! - No, I want to be clever rasta, - . . ====   . , , . - - , -. ( 100 80 ), . ", ," - , - ISFiT' , . - LUNCH, DINNER. . , - . - - ( ), - . , . " ?! , . ISFiT'e 11 . ...." , , . (""): " , ?" . - , - - . . , "" - .  * 14 1997 *   . , . , - - . . ? - - . ...! - ! !!! !!! !!! - Let's play Wilhelm Tell. - No!!! You can hit eyes or something!!! - So: EYES or SOMETHING? - Stop it!!! , - . - . , . , , SAAB'.  : - - . : " !". , . , . , . , , . , , , . - Say a sentence in Russian. - . - You've said something about vodka! , " -" ( ) , , . , - . . - . , , . , , . . , , - . - ? - , . , : - , ... : - ! ! . - - . - Wanna some vodka? - Sure! - , , - May I finish it? - - , - . - . . , , . - Sweden? - No. - Germany? - No. - Eastern Europe? - Yes, I'm from there. - Poland? - "You are real Russian. You are blond and drink a lot of alcohol." - : - Okay, a hint: Wanna drink some vodka? - Russian!!! Hedningarna Motorhead, , ( 500 , ). "Hedningarna" , , . ? , "Hedningarna" , 666, , , . , "" - , "i i" - . ( ) : , . , , . , , , , . : - - , " -"! , Hedningarna: , , .  * 15 1997 *  That's all, folks . , . , . - . - . ? , , : " . , ." , , - - . , ( : ) . , 200 , , -, . : . : " !". - 997 . , - ( ). 140.000 . , "., . -. -."  ? ! ! ! , . , 1997 ... , 15 - - . , , , : " . !!! !!! !!!" , - " !" . - ( ) . ( ) , . " " , , . , - . " " . . , . - . , SAAB' VOLVO, ! : , . , , "VSE CHTO VY SLYSHALY O NORVEZHTSAH PRAVDA" We will rock you . , , , - , (, -, ) , - . - "Last Night Party" - . - . ** , . - body-contacts - . . ( EMERGENCY EXIT.) - We want you to understand ONE SIMPLE THING. Russians are VERY poor and miserable. You MUST feel pity for us. Remember: it is your DUTY as a christian - to support our existence. Warm clothes, medicines, music CDs - we are in BAD need of every thing! Almost any currency is accepted. Got it? ** , , . , , , , (, , c , ). , : (Max) - We must make comments. () - What did you say about condoms? . , , , , : " ! ! ! !!!!!!" "We will rock you" : (- - ) IS-Fit-Nine-ty-Seven!!! IS-Fit-Nine-ty-Seven!!! - , , ? - . . , , "Development and Technology", : (- - ) Tech. and De-ve-lOp-ment!!! Tech. and De-