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And here they carried young commander
With head all broken outright
His tank was hit with armor-piercer
So say good-bye to Guardian crew
Just four more corpses in the hillside
Will add to fair morning view
'Cause now the vehicle is a-burning
Wait for the shells to detonate
You wanna live to see this morning
But you're too weak and it's too late
So they'll extract you from the remains
They'll put your coffin on the clay
And fire & thunder from the mainguns
Will see you into your last way
For now the telegrames are flying
To tell the friends and relatives
That their good son is never coming
And never getting any leave
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Collecting dust for years on end -
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Late at night I'm walking home
After smoking up some hash
Life at once is getting better
Getting wonderful and fresh
I walk,
I smoke..
I walk,
I smoke..
And my ears ring,
And the skies sing
And there stands a fog
Over everything
Through the night an' day
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Over all my way
There hangs a smoke
All the night an' day
There hangs a smoke
Over all my way...
And here - I walk....
I smoke...
I walk...
I smoke...
Look how I walk
An' smoke
Just walk...
An' smoke...
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