ocen skuchau i ne tolko potomucto vas potomuchto vodka v serne kotoraya ranshe lilas rekoy teper kapaet kak u atstoinogo hranara s konca Mi ucenili podonskuu akciu kotoraya zakluchaetsa v tom chto .Mi vpisalis v gosti k odnomu Amerikancu , kotoriy zivet v mansarde. poznokomilis s ego Gerloi zajgli po polnoy suka programme , daje ustroili s ZooLoo striptiz .Malo po malu prishli sleduusie vihodnie, 1 Bezdnik u Smakova gde mi bili v takuu rASSEPEN cto prosto sipets u nas bili Shi 2 s utra I 1525 poehal na rabotu slavo bogu Baduna ne bilo. Postypaet signal ot ZooLoo cto est maza vpisatsa k amerikancu Yakonbi emu ocen skucno . Nu yasen bolt PADONKI est PADONKI zakaz prinili . V malenkom sostave 1 Zooloo 2 Movit 3 MRAZ 4 1525 5 moia devuska NATASHA mi vpisivaemsa s nemerennim kolichestvom ALKOGOLIA . Amerikoz govorit da !!! no v 24.00 vsem nabolt iz Pelmennoy I & her Gerl friend idut yakobi na HELLOWEEEEEEEN. mi kladem na nih nashi bolsie bolti i posilaem na hui , govoria pri etom cto nam i zdes !!!! BEZ SEPPA !!! v KONCE KONCOV ZVONIAT BLEZNICI i govoriat ada k nam REZULTAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chiksa amerikanca posilaet ego na bolt i otchislaetsa s nami S U P E R a amerikoz pidarozzz v pripadke revnosti razbivaet svoy centr SONY i ostaetsia ODIN sovsem ODIN vse ustal pisat nado idti rabotat BLA vi tam savsem uje zaebali Vozvrasaites skorey ,a to eto uje pohoje na istoriu Karlson vernetsa Sobaka @@@@ davay bistro v noru budem Muzicirovat vash podonok 1525 1525 1525 & all company SEE you Scam From: "LaMM" To: "Pasha Londonskii" Subject: Serna & Co. Date: 28/10/99 Hi, miliy Sobakka! Moi tsci bez sipa, hotya i skuchau (vprochem, kak i vse). Tol`ko chto prishla iz "Bunkera", gde mi kolbasilis` pod Spirali, i Mrazz` viigral kepku. A escho u mehya tut bila vpiska. Kruto bilo! Nochevalo 17 chel. Bili slyuni, a takzhe dancing na kuhonnom stole v ispolhehii Lariss. No teper` o vas. Kak vi tam? Tcto, kvarteta igraete... Tcto s lave? Udalos` tcto-nibud` zarabotat`? Ili kakie-nibud` zamuti est`? Kstati, ti tcto-to trotckil ,tcto vi tam budete sportsmenami. Tipo togo, tcto Aicohol Prohibited i vsye takoe. I voobshe SIPETZ VASHI TSCI!!! Koroche, vozvraschaites` skoree! Mi vse vas zhdyem! Tceluu. Obnimau. Katya. Serna. P.S. Pishi chasche. Budu zhdat`. Kstati, ya dam vsem vash e-mail. Tak tcto zhdite pisem. Pokaaaaaaaaaaaaa! From: Larisa Korneeva To: nigarbros36@hotmail.com Subject: serna Date: 06/12/99 > Privet dorogie Sobaka i Sparker!!! > Kak vashi shi??? Skoree sipuite na rodiny, Ia > skuchau > i vsya ostal^naya Serna. Vas ne hvataet. Vse > vprinsipe > po-preznemy, cho mozet proizoiti s nami? Hotya > konezno, nekie peretrubacii proizoshli, ya, > naprimer, > rasstalas^ s Denisom. Pochemu? Rasskazhu potom, eto > dlya menya poka nepriyatno. Ya vsegda dumala, chto > lubov^ eto edinstvennoe chto neobhodimo dlya togo, > cho > bi bit^ s chelovekom -- no eto ne tak. Soobshite > kogda > vi priedite? I esli priedite na novyi god, poedite v > Ust^-kotav? A to Nastya ne mozet nichego skszat^ > putnogo. Sobaka, ti pohoroshel? Zdu. > Laissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa. ... ... , , 50 . - ("-" ). .... ? ., ! + . (, , . .) , . , . , . - , . . : , , , . . lost his virginity -- "." -- /.!! , . ..... . . -- .. : , ? ..... . 7 ., - , 12. , .. , , , . , . ! ., . /////////////// 1) University 2) !!!!! 3) !!!! 4) ? /////////////// -- , , , . , ! -- , , . !? , . , . 4 , , , . . ( !) , , (!) . - . , . . . , . , . . -- ** , ( ) . . "", , . . : , - , "." . , , , .. , . , , ( , ?), . ""., . , . , , , "". : ", , ? , !", "84!" ( ) "Yeah, sir!" , ", , !" . . , , -- . , . , . . -- , ( 190 ), . : , . . , . , . .... () , . ( . : ID , ) , . , , . . , -, . ( , , ). "brezhnev", . , . ( "brezhnev-gorbatchev-vodka-perestroika", , , , . , , , , ). , , . , , "Broz Tito", . - , .. , , , . , (+) , , -, . -- !!! , , . , . -. . , , , - ( -- , ), , . , , " ", , . . , -- , . , , - -. , . . , - ( ). , , , ! ..... , , . . : , , . . , , , , . , ..... NB/ " , ". ... !!! , (, - ), -, 2 - , " ...", . ( !!!!!!!) WASP/Female, . , . , , , , , : "Have a nice drink, baby" 9, . ., , - , : "Come with us, girls, we've got a bottle of gin!!" 10 -- , . . , , : (, ! , ) . . :" ! Oh-ho!", , . . ! ... - . -- . , . , , . , , . , !!! . , . -- , ( ). . -- "" (. . -- + 40 ., ). , . , , . , , , . , , . . , -- . , , -- . (?!) , " ". , , . ( !!) , . . ( . , ", , , - ". , , ). 8 , . , , .. - , . . . -- There're some persons who just take these phones and sell'em out of UK. Sob.-- What? Really?! -- Yeah, it's true. Sob.-- But.. It's illegal! I wonder if they're not prosecuted by smhow? -- Yes, sure... 11 . , . , , . , , , . . . . , - . , . , , , , , , .... , ... , , ., .. . -- . . / , , , , ( , , ). . . 1) . 2) 3) , ... . , , . ........ . , , , . , , , (., , , , , 1). . "LOOT" (- " ") / . : " 1-2-1". , , , , , , -, ..., . , . , - ( , ). , , . : " , , , ". ticket-check' , . , . . , , , - / . , - - . - (?), ! , !! - , , . , ! , , . ( , : , ) , -- . , - , . -- , . " ..", " " ... , - , ( -- ), , LV. ....., ... 50 , . , , . , , .., , !!! : , , -- ? , ! . (!!!). , : "Smb is to care about homeless and poor people" ("- "). , ! : ... ... .... ..., - , !! - . ( ) : i've heard, russian men are very, very sexy! -- 10.30, ( , ), !!!, , , : . , , -- . , - . , -- ., , , , ( ) , , . !!! . ( -- ). , , . . , .. . . . , , !!! . - - *?% . , , . , , . , . , -- ! -- .. , , , ... ..... "". , . ?! , !! . - , , . ? , ? , , , . , , , , , , , . ...., -- . -- 60% . , ... , , . -- , -- . , . --, , . , -- "-", " ", , . . --. , , . , . , original niga. , , . ICE-T . -- . : , , , . -, , . . . ( , ) . , . " -- " . , . , , , . , , . -- Can u please sing any of B. Marley? -- No, maen, i'm sick'n'tired of Bob Marley, everyone asks me to sin' hiz songgz!!! -- May b, it's b-coz u looks like 'im.... -- No, maen, i have nothin' with Marley, i'm ORIGINAL NIGGA! 12 - " ..." -. , , ( , , ), - -, .. , . 6- . , -- ... - , 4.. NB/ . - , , . . , , , , ! ( , -- , , -. . ). -- , !!! . , . ....(15.11.99) . , .. . -- , . , . -- ( ) , -, . , (? ?) "", .. , , , (.. ). - -- . , , ( ) -- , , . : . . , , , . , , . : ", , !". , . , . , , .-- , . -- "Hello, Artashez's speaking. I've heard you have got job for me for tonight?" 13 () -- "Yes, sure 14 ( : "I've heard?!" 15, ?!) -- "What's the address?" -- "But u've already put it down! Have u forgot?" 16 ( ) -- "Yes, but i've lost the sheet of paper i put it down on" 17 ( ) "The address is.... -- "And what kind of job is it?" 18 (, )"Fuck... U don't rememba?! I've already described u everything!" -- "Sorry, i've got mad working day today.. My brain is full of garbage!"19 ( , . ) -- "Oh, I understand! In that case....etc" 20 -- "Thanks, Bye!" ( ) -- "Have a nice working evening!!" 21 "..., , " -, . , . , , . , . - . . . , . , , ? ... ., , . -- . . . , , . , , . - : "Excuse me, sir could u, please....your ticket...", , , .-- . , , , , . -- " , " -- ! Back 2 Heathrow , 16 . , . , , , , , , ! , . .... , . -- , ... .... , , . NB/ . (- ), , . !!! , , . .. - "Sorry, ha-ha, it's the last one" 22 . ? ? , : ) ) ) * -- ==------------------------------------------------------ * -- , . .. ! .. , ! 70% . - , , : "Don't give a fuck" 23. . , ! , , , , 99% . "I'm black & i'm from Jamaica" -- . . , , , , . . : " ... ... .... !". , - , , 3- (. ). ( : , . , ) -- - . (, ! , , ?!) , : , . . ! ! ! ! , , . , , , , ... . , . -- . , , . -- . . -- -- . -- floor cleaner. , . , . . -- "Oh, sorry, sorry". "Not at all!" (" ") :"No?:;%;";!!!!". . , . , , - "savage mentality" "Eastern European model of behavior". : , -- , . . : . , . -- , , . NB/ -- . . "" . motherland', . , . . , . , -- . "" -- , , . -- "" . , -- . . -- . , . ..., (, 17 ) : ( , ). 4 -- 5 . 8, 6, 12, . ( , , 2 ). , 30 , . , , . , , . , . Tony from Jamaica , : -- "Tired?" -- "Like a dog" -- " Now u'll go straight to home & go to bed, i think?" 24 -- " No" -- "??" -- "I've got no home.." -- " What do u mean by sayin' "No Home"??? -- "I mean i'm homeless" 25 , - . , , , . ( - ). . , , , , , - . . , , , ( ) 5 : "Sorry, that's all cash, i've got" 26 , , , . . Black from Jamaica... till the end of dayz.... ? , , . , , : , , , . , , . , . , 10 , "". -- , - . - " - ". -- , . , 8 5 . , mugger, , ? , ? . ... ... , . , . . -- . .... . -- ! ! !! . , , , . . . . . . , . , -. 2 , 4- ? . . ....!!!!... ......................................................................................................................................... , . - . . - . - . - -- - . , , , .... -- . , --