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  • Keith A.Crutcher.    

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  • Keith A.Crutcher. How To Succeed In Science

  • 1. Relax! We're Only between Paradigm Shifts Anyhow

  • 2. Become Famous

  • 3. Publish Often (Preferably Abstracts)

  • 4. Publish Only What Cannot Be Refuted (at Least in Your Lifetime)

  • 5. Present Your Work at Every Opportunity

  • 6. , Submit a Grant Proposal Only on Work You Have Already Done

  • 7. Don't Waste Your Time Teaching

  • 8. Go Commercial

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    Last-modified: Tue, 01 Jun 1999 04:43:01 GMT