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Msg : 29 of 82 - 17 K/s
From : Mikel Lavrentyev 2:5020/35.1 28 Jan 94 12:16:02
To : All 28 Jan 94 22:16:52
Subj : for humor.filtered
* Forwarded by Mikel Lavrentyev (2:5020/35.1)
* Area : net_main (*****: netmail (main))
* From : Alex Bream, 2:5000/15.6 (24 Jan 94 19:22)
* To : Mikel Lavrentyev, 5020/35.1
* Subj : for humor.filtered
* Originally to 2:5020/35
Hi, Mikel!
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Msg : 40 of 82 K/s
From : Mikel Lavrentyev 2:5020/35.1 29 Jan 94 22:36:52
To : All 31 Jan 94 20:56:18
Subj : Warranty
* Forwarded by Mikel Lavrentyev (2:5020/35.1)
* Area : net_main (*****: netmail (main))
* From : Harry Bush, 2:51/2 (28 Jan 94 12:53)
* To : Mikel Lavrentyev, 5020/35.1
* Subj : Warranty
* Originally to 2:5020/35
Hello Mikel!
That's for HUMOR.FILTERED, if suitable.
Best wishes, Harry
Friday January 28 1994 12:51
---------------------------------------------------------------
S e c u r e F i l e S y s t e m
Copyright Peter C.Gutmann, 1993
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Warranty
--------
1. Customer Obligations
1.1. Customer assumes full responsibility that this program meets the
specifications, capacity, capabilities, and other requirements of said
customer, and agrees not to bother the author if the program does not
perform as expected, or performs other than expected, or does not perform
at all.
1.2. Customer assumes full responsibility for any deaths or injuries that may
result from the normal or abnormal operation of this program. In the
event of casualties exceeding 1000 persons or property damage in excess of
$10 million, customer agrees that he or she has stolen the program and we
didn't even know he or she had it.
1.3. Customer agrees not to say bad things about the program or the author to
anyone claiming to be from "60 Minutes".
2. Very Limited Warranty and Conditions of Sale
2.1. For a period of 90 minutes, commencing from the time you first thought
about getting this program, we warrant that this program may or may not be
free of any manufacturing defects. It will be replaced during the
warranty period upon payment of an amount equal to the original purchase
price plus $10.00 for handling. This warranty is void if the program has
been examined or run by the user, or if the manual has been read.
2.2. This program is sold on an AS WAS basis. The author makes no warranty
that it is, in fact, what we say it is in our propaganda, or that it will
perform any useful function. We have no obligation whatsoever other than
to provide you with this fine disclaimer.
2.3. Some countries do not allow limitations as to how long an implied warranty
lasts, so we refuse to imply anything.
2.4. There is an extremely small but nonzero chance that, through a process
known as "tunnelling", this program may spontaneously disappear from its
present location and reappear at any random place in the universe,
including your neighbours computer system. The author will not be
responsible for any damages or inconvenience that may result.
3. Limitation of Liability
3.1. We have no liability or responsibility to the customer, the customers
agents, our creditors, your creditors, or anyone else.
---------------------------------------------------------------
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Msg : 46 of 82 K/s
From : Dmitry Zavalishin 2:5020/32 31 Jan 94 18:49:46
To : All 01 Feb 94 07:05:24
Subj : .
Hello All.
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To : All
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HUMOR.FILTERED (2:5020/153.23) HUMOR.FILTERED
Msg : 86 of 96 + 90 K/s
From : Basil Dolmatov 2:5020/50.40 10 Feb 94 08:48:02
To : All 11 Feb 94 00:07:58
Subj : . " ."
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* Forwarded by Basil Dolmatov (2:5020/50.40)
* Area : SU.HUMOR (SU.HUMOR)
* From : Evgeny Fartushny, 2:50/318.1 (Wednesday February 09 1994 20:55)
* To : All
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Msg : 87 of 96 K/s
From : Mikel Lavrentyev 2:5020/35.1 10 Feb 94 15:00:00
To : All 11 Feb 94 00:17:54
Subj : (4 h.f.) . . . III, VI...
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